Join the new world

Date: 12/26/14
Author: Thomas Killah
Topic: TK in CKC?

Hello wondrous members of the Cool Kids Club! This is my application become one amongst your ranks, something I've dreamt of since even before I joined the Federalists. Now, some of you may ask: "Why the Hell should we consider you?" or "Who Are You??" or "Are Proud and Horny enough?" Well, I have answers to those questions.

First off, experience, I have been Proud and Horny for nearly a year now, and within those few months, I have been in Congress 4 times, the co-Deputy of Fun under BamaBettie, the Political Director under WookyJack, and most recently the Deputy of Fun under SAR97. There are many more things that I’ve done, but they have little to do with the Feds.

Secondly, Who AM I, well if you have to ask that, either you’re a new player or you don’t pay attention to Presidential Cabinets, or have lived under a rock for the last 2 years. But, if you must know, I was born into this eWorld in February 19th, 2013. Named eKillah, I spent most of my life building a small, unknown party, into a party thought to be the best suited to break into the Top 5 and remove the AFA (Then came along LAP and my party pretty much died, so I went there). Meanwhile, I wanted to get experience, working many side projects, party positions, and low level government jobs.


Including selling burgers to people, that I’d never eat...EVER


Then I went to congress for the first time, it wasn't the best experience, but it was enough to make me WANT to come again - is that weird?

Eventually, my 6th party crashed and burned, LAP died off, and I was left in the caring, yet quite horny arms of BamaBettie, WookyJack, and more than I care to list in an article.



Finally, if I’m not proud and horny enough now, then no other contenders are.