[CC4CP] Manifesto: Part One

Day 2,658, 02:26 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by HebronGazelle


I noticed there hasn't been a single CP manifesto yet. Jimmy seems adamant that I run for CP as we have absolutely no one to back yet. So am I running? I hope not, please don't let me be CP, I wont do anything. Seriously, my main policy would be to keep a dictatorship in command so that I don't have to do anything. If that is what everyone else is thinking then I'll happily take the medal on my profile, but otherwise, please someone run for CP. So here are my main policies...


The Return Of Titles
I couldn't think of anything so I thought it would be a good idea to give myself the title of Supreme Overlord... I will be selling titles for 5000cc as a method of raising money for the government. You can choose any possible title that hasn't already been taken. Some will be reserved such as:

Spelling Bee Champion 2015 - Bruce Wayne (Dapper)
Wayne Multi - Billy Randall
Guy Who Should Change His Name - Sir Jimmy Savile

As you can see I'm very bad at choosing titles, which is why you get to choose your own for only 5000cc!

National Cheetah Day
National Cheetah Day will be held on the 14th of every month, as I joined on the 14th of December 2011. Will you spot me on that day? Spot... Get it? Anyway, I haven't exactly thought of what will happen on National Cheetah Day but trust me when I say it will be amazing. Like when Alex says he has amazing plans, I have amazing plans too! Just get me in power and you will find out what they are.


Keep The Dictatorship In Power
Then I don't have to do anything, isn't it obvious? I may try to get Chaz to give someone else a chance at dictatorship because I don't think it's fair that he gets to keep all the buttons to himself. Oh no, I don't want the buttons, but someone can have them.

Rest Breaks
I think a lot of people spend too long on this game, which is why rest breaks and holidays are a main priority for this government. Everyone will be entitled to 31 days off during my term, and you can choose to use as many as you want. That means if you are in Congress or Government you wont have to turn up to any meetings or do your duties during your holidays. You don't have to tell me you are taking a holiday, just do it. I also get 31 days of holidays during my term.


Airstrike Somewhere
I haven't decided yet... Maybe somewhere that no one cares about. We could airstrike China! Or Poland! If either of them are allies someone should tell me because I don't want to wreck our "perfect relationship" with or allies. Who will pay for the airstrike? Well... I don't know. If we have enough money for it I will do it, otherwise I wont. Remember I wont have control of the buttons while we have a dictatorship so the choice really isn't mine. If it goes well I'll take the credit...

Cabinet Positions For All!
Everyone who comments on this article who is in the eUK can have a cabinet position. You don't get to choose your position, instead I will put all the names in a hat and everyone gets a random position. Firstly, this is more fun as the mystery is exciting. Secondly, it means everyone can take equal blame when things go wrong, so I can escape. Thirdly, when you apply for future governments you will have something on your eCV.


So what now? Comment below to get your cabinet position, I will make up some positions to include everyone. Hopefully someone runs for CP so I don't have to actually do any of this. One thing is for certain, I wont rob the treasury! In fact as I want a dictator in charge there will be no chance that I can rob the treasury as I wont control the orgs. The second part of my manifesto will be out soon if I don't see anyone else do a manifesto. Vote for me on the 5th! Or don't... I can't tell you how to vote, that would be rude, do what you want!