[BestPCP] Roachford4PP

Day 3,676, 14:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Daddy Underpants




Greetings people of bestPCP,

I am adressing you with the intent to educate you on why I am worthy of being your leader for the next month. Hopefully you don't have a learning disability and will vote for me after reading the article.


1. Party Rebranding

For many months now you have been appropriately calling yourselves the bestPCP. However, thanks to the evolution principle of "survival of the fittest", we are now also theonlyPCP. To continue to rightfully use the "best" in our acronym, I believe a party re-branding is in order. If elected, I shall rename the party to Pirate Unicorn Party, abbreviated as bestPUP and at last giving those three letters an opportunity to represent something better than they currently are. Naturally, this transition will be accompanied with a change of the party avatar to an unicorn related image to display our alpha status to the rest of eUK.


2. Mongress List
Arranging the Mongress list before the election is pretty much the only real responsibility the PP has to worry about, and let me tell you, we'll have a mongress list. We'll have the best mongress list. It will be yuge! The biggest! And we will build a wall around bestPUP to keep Madelina out, because they're not bringing their best when they try to PTO, they're not bringing you. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're Rories. We will build a wall around bestPUP and TUP will pay for it! Despite the constant negative press covfefe


3. Something something...
I don't really have a third point, but the article looked weird without it...




Vote Roachford if you don't ride the short buss to the election booths.