[AMP] Portrait of an AMPist (Vote for AMP)

Day 2,774, 12:59 • Published in USA USA • by Senryaku


Hej

I was going to write stuff, but then I said screw that and looked up images.

But then I said, nah, just images would be boring.

So I had this idea for a word-y article and a load of images that don't go together at all.

But then I thought, what if I put both words... AND images into an article?


Then a large breadfish dropped into my hands and the lord...



Depicted above: The Lord greeling

... The lord did speak, and the lord did dump unto me the endowment of understanding and the AMP did cheer, for all was good, and the lord was pleased, and the lord said it was good, and the lord said it should be so.

And the world did prosper for aeons, for life was good and Plato was only moderately screwing up everything that it did.

But then, from the deepest unfathomable fathoms of the darkest caliginosities of the internet there did come nothingness, and the nothingness did set in. And the lord was not pleased, for the lord could see naught but nothingness, and the lord did say unto me, "Did you turn the lights off again, you asshole?"
And I did reply with frivolous intimations of derision such as, "Oh yeah, I totally have the power to turn off the sun, jackass."
And the lord did slap me across the face, and the lord was pleased, partly because he was blind and had no clue if he was actually going to hit me or not, and the lord said it felt good, and the lord said it should be so.

And I did say unto the lord, "How couldst thou striketh thine singular sentient creation?"
And the lord did unto me the equivalent of a verbal riposte with the words, "Oh my god, shut up you egotistical prick, I made at least 156 people who aren't you. Dear Gosling, you're annoying."
And I did mewl, and I did howl, and I did snivel and I

Decided to stop writing like the article is a shitty version of some ancient text.

So I looked at these AMP people, and I was like:



But AMP was like:



And I was like:



Except for greeling, greeling didn't spray me with pepper spray, but I think he was just in heat from looking at Gosling.



You're welcome for the article, now give me your shekels you filthy freeloading communist jerk.



No more "not enough greeling"
Or I'll kill something. Probably myself.

Also, this:


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Love AMP
Breathe AMP
Drink AMP
Eat AMP
Probably die from the last three
Vote AMP.