[AMP] Not A Recruitment Article, I Swear On Me Mum

Day 2,772, 17:07 • Published in USA USA • by Senryaku

Hey. America. Cutie.

Been a while, I know. Shhh- it'll be alright.

I know. Give your daddy a hug.



There we go... Nice.



Beautiful :')

I officially declared myself drag queen of the entire universe just now, so I suppose I can say whatever I want and not have to directly suffer the consequences. Let us begin.

You like that political party that you're in? Think you're unique because your motto is 'Proud and Horny' or because you managed to coin the name 'We The People' when you're nothing more than a statistical minority of the actual demographic of 'people'?
Think you're cool in the Worker's Party 'cause you got yourself a Fifer or 'cause you got yourself a Wild Owl? Well, so is your face!
1+1+1😛otato? I think not. I brought in some Irish professionals to assist me in this matter.



This is An Sluagh, an Irish potato expert. She knows all the ins and outs of potatoes, and do you know what? She brought a potato with her today
that I will now, on the spot, transform into a plausible analogy of American Parties.




Euuuugh. What in the seven Irish Lucky Charm Gold-Pot Rainbows is THAT? I'm not a studied potatologist, but I don't think they're healthy. As you can see, this analogy is very spot-on so far.

You see, those... Puss-flower-icky things™®© do very much represent the Top 5 political parties of America. Except for AMP because we're clearly the best party ever no matter what.

Join AMP.

So the Black Sheep Party didn't quite fit in to my potato analogy because 1+1+1 = 3 = Not 4 = Not Black Sheep. Who are filthy emo communists, but I think that is the point of their party anyway so it isn't really an insult.

Join AMP. We're not Communists. (maybe)



Ah, but, I don't want to get carried away or anything. See, I don't actually dislike (m)any of the people who play this game. Why am I in AMP? Because I enjoy the military aspect of the game and know that, no matter what, AMP will generally want to have a good military force in the game. Doesn't hurt that we have some of the best people ever in our party either. Like Synesi, Aramec, BeachBunny,rainy sunday, Evry, TTi... LeoTheOneWhoWasn'tChosenToBeYuiTheFakeVirtualLittleFairyGirlInAnAlsoFakeRealityItIsRatherComplicatedActually (a mouthful)...
There are more, but I don't have the time to call out every last name on the list.

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