[AMP] Congress and You (Vote for us)

Day 2,803, 11:39 • Published in USA USA • by Senryaku
Hello, my beloved nation of Emericka. (COMPULSORY LISTENING. CLICK THE LINK ALREADY. DO IT.)



Important people don't make congress articles anymore.

This is 100% true. Not a single important person has made a congress article since that one by Fifer which was almost as shit as this one is going to be, but at least I'm an important person making a congress article, right? Right? Right?

Right.

You know, sometimes things don't work out the way you want them to. Sometimes, a horse dropkicks you out of nowhere, sometimes you lose your virginity... And sometimes you forget to press the 'run for congress' button on your party page.

Guess which one Israel Stevens, ShepShep and I were victims of, no really go on – you might be surprised. Exactly.

This brings me to my first point: All of our candidates this month ARE ABLE TO PRESS A BUTTON IN TIME. From my experiences, this has proven to be a very beneficial skill possessed by all of the greatest erepublik players, and all of our candidates here today have those skills at their disposal. Meanwhile in certain other parties, people are told when and how they should press that button and then are directed to those buttons multiple times so they can't possibly mess up. This has the effect of creating candidates who don't actually have minds of their own, unless they do, which, most of them don't.

I personally only defecate when I feel it is time to defecate. This has, of course, caused many of my relationships to go down the toilet. (heh. Hehe. Toilet humor.)

We also run SFP candidates, allowing a party of 100 people to have their voices heard! Or something! I'm told that fact tends to attract votes because yay egalitarians, or something!

Do I look like someone who knows things?

Well you're wrong.

Vote AMP.

Thank you.