Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1543)
Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..
He knew.
Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..
He knew.
Harry Redknapp should definitely be the new England manager.
If anyone can lead the Patriots to the Super Bowl it would be him.
My girlfriend phoned me at work today.
"Its so cold that my windows have frozen!" she shouted.
"Calm down" I said "just spray some de-icer, that'll sort it."
20 minutes later I called her back.
"So has the de-icer worked?" I asked.
"
I went to the doctors today and told him "I think I have hereditary diarrhea",
He said "you can't have there's no such thing"
I said "well it's in my jeans".