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My wife said that, for my birthday, I could reenact ANY film sex scene of my choosing.
I thanked her profusely and then politely informed her that my mate Ted and I would be going camping this weekend.
A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber's head, knocking him unconscious.
"You probably saved my life," says the