You know you're addicted to eRep when......
Day 617, 12:57
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by Maelyn
1. You introduce yourself to new RL coworkers using your eRep name (and title, if you have one). "Hi, Donna! Nice to meet you. I'm Lt. Maelyn, CO of Bravo 5!"
2. You're driving down the road (in RL) and notice a military helicopter go by and think "Dang! Is PEACE attacking again?"
3. You only eat once per day (at daybreak), and make it the highest quality food you can afford at the store. (Surf & turf, for breakfast? Oh yeah!)
4.......Your turn! Put your best "you know you're addicted to eRep when" indicator in the comments!
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When you see a PEACE sign (in RL) and think "War"
When I killed this Indonesian family walking down the street in Las Vegas...
oh $#*! I didn't just say that did I?
LOL Awesome Moot & Darman1136!
lmao moot, haha.
When you send a letter to the White House asking for battle orders, followed by the statement "Down with PEACE!"
And lol Moot, I don't think anyone's gonna beat that one.
When you think about visiting European or Asian countries but you seriously consider not going based on whether or not they are a member of PEACE.
When your boss asks you to do something extra at work and you wonder "How many skill level points is this gonna be worth?"
When you try to sue the paramedics for not taking you to a Q5 hospital.
When you buy the company you work for so you can play eRep at work all day.
When you ask someone in jail how many forfeit points the have.
When you walk into a battlefield and ask for the Fight Button...
Yeah, i have issues with #1 all the time.
When you go on vacation to Romania instead of Indonesia, because Indonesia is evil.
Wonder why Hawaii is still American.
Don't go to McDonalds because that's Q1 Food.
Wonder why there's no button to "work" at work.
Ask your employees how much productivity they did.
Make a Q1 Guns shop.
Hand out a newspaper, asking for votes.
If you know your national rank by heart.
If you lived all your life in Nevada but, yesterday you decided to pack your things and move to Florida.
If you go to a drugstore and ask for a wellness pack.
"If you lived all your life in Nevada but, yesterday you decided to pack your things and move to Florida"
That kinda makes me sad 🙁
You keep refreshing news sites to see if they got any more votes
Your reply to everything is AMERIMAXX
You actually contemplate moving to New Jersey
You set your alarm so you don't miss the end of a battle
Your friends and family read have to read your newspaper to know if you're still alive
When asked for your SSN on a form you write your profile number
You wake up and realise you were dreaming when you got 4 consecutive battle hero medals
"You wake up and realise you were dreaming when you got 4 consecutive battle hero medals"
Agghh! Dude! That's not a dream, that's a nightmare! To wake up and fight out it was fake?? Harsh man. Very harsh. 🙂
When you ask your boss for weekend shifts because you want to earn that Hard Worker medal.
When your friends shun you because you because you talk about how North Korea getting taken over is a sad thing.
True story.
LOL
Dang Jimmy! You need to draft them to the cause!
Y'all are funny. I've been laughing all day over these quips!
When you think that the former president was a smart guy but not aggresive enough.
When you hear of some tragedy in Indonesia, think "hah, that will teach those PEACE f**kers" and it takes you a few minutes to remember PEACE isn't real...
"When you think that the former president was a smart guy but not aggresive enough."
Love this one.
w00t! Two pages of laugh-y goodness!
How many of the ones listed so far have each of you read and thought "Yep, I've done that" or "That is me, too"?
I'm running about 98% now. Hrmmm....I really need a life. 😛
When you go to the airport and ask for a q4 moving ticket
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When a police officer stops you and you ask how many forfeit points that will be
or
When your boss fires you and you refuse to walk out because you can't quit after you just worked!
ahh scratch that last one
Heh, love the Q4 MT idea....
When you start thinking in IRC commands
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When you try to explain to your friends why it's so important for you to give people guns for this one, cause it's the BIG ONE and you're so PSHYCHED about it and they're all like loser
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When you argue with your significant other that eUS tanks could do more damage than a 200ft tall mech equipped with flamethrower and plasma jet.