You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when ...

Day 2,341, 00:38 Published in Israel Israel by Admiral General Mickey
You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when …

1. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you “what does GF stand for?” and you answer with “guerrilla fight” …

2. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you “who Asteria was?” and you answer with “an alliance” …

3. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you “who is Plato?” and you answer with “a hated character in a browser game” …

4. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when your girlfriend asks you “what do you do for living?” and you answer with “I am a president, a unit commander and the owner of 52 factories” …

5. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you “what is your muscle mass?” and you answer with “I have 70,000 strength” …

6. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when your commander asks you “what is your rank?” and you answer with “Titan, sir” …

7. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when your friends ask you “in which unit did you serve in the army?” and you answer with “Slovenian Division” …

8. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when your friends start talking about Iran’s nuclear program and you are like “lol, already used 35 mass destruction weapons” …

9. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you write “Republik” instead of “Republic” …

10. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you “do you have experience in economy?” and you answer with “lol, minister of finance 5 times” ...

11. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you whether you are subscribed to a newspaper and you answer with “I am subscribed to 2,580 newspapers” …

12. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you where Croatia is on the map and you answer with “South Asia” ...

13. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you "Have you ever been involved in a war?" and you answer with "World war 3" ...

14. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when your wife tells you to shout something so you go to eRepublik and post it on your feeds ...

15. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when your wife asks you to buy some food and you answer with "give me your link and I'll donate you some" ... (offered by Bitorino)

16. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you for the date of the next presidential elections and you answer with "The 5th of each month you noob" ... (offered by Bitorino)

17. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you start to sign your emails at work with your eRepublik nickname ... (offered by Bitorino)

18. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you " Who is the strongest super power in the World?" and you answer with "Serbia" ... (offered by KOSOVA Batoa)

19. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you "Where is the next soccer world cup?" and you answer with "In Argentina" ... (offered by W.A.R)

20. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you "what's today's date?" and you answer with "day 2,341 of the new world" ... (offered by W.A.R)

21. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you "what would you like to eat?" and you answer with "one Q3 please" ... (offered by Borjalakis)

22. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when they ask you "what do you think about smuggling?" and you answer with "go to #Trade" ... (offered by HusagaBiH)

23. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you go shopping, look at your wallet and think "Damn, I don't have enough CC" ... (offered by Zebosk)

24. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you go to the train station and you say "give me a moving ticket to .." ... (offered by Zebosk)

25. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you wake up in the morning and instead of "I must have a coffee" you say "I must work and train" ... (offered by Zebosk)

26. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you are waiting on the supermarket line and think "I didn't eat food, I am wasting FF" ... (offered by Zebosk)

27. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when someone says North Korea has a strong army and you think "lol they are always wiped, Chinese colony" ... (offered by Zebosk)

28. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when someone says "I am from Poland" and you answer with "oh, very large country!" ... (offered by Zebosk)

29. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you run out of money in the supermarket and you want to pay with gold ... (Offered by Colonel Jack ONeal)

30. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you lie to your wife that you have an affair so you could spend more time at work on eRepublik ... (Offered by Colonel Jack ONeal)

31. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you look forward to working and training on holidays and weekends ... (offered by JMSPC)

32. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when your wife asks you "can we watch a movie tonight or do you have any important battles?" ... (offered by JMSPC)

33. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you skip the end of really long newspaper articles, but still comment as if you read the whole thing ... (offered by JMSPC)

34. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when the Christmas present for your girlfriend is war stash ... (offered by Hassan Salama)

35. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you laugh about the weapons of IDF and ask for some tanks to fight ... (offered by Hassan Salama)

36. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you call Palestine a PTO'ed country ... (offered by Hassan Salama)

37. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when someone asks you how old you are and you answer with "Level 34" ... (offered by Hassan Salama)

38. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when tourist ask you in London: "Who's a monarch of your country?" and you answer with "Mr Woldy" ... (offered by Lord Halifax)

39. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when at a dinner people talk about the Crimea crisis between Rusia and Ukraine and you say "it's probably a war Game, they'll sign a NAP in a couple of weeks" ... (offered by La leyenda)

40. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you end a conversation with a friend that doesn't play eRepublik with "o7”. Even your iRL e-mails will end with "o7” ... (offered by dsturzoiu)

41. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when someone says Germany has one of the strongest economy world wide and you answear with "lol, it has only 4 out of 10 bonuses" ... (offered by iBoletin)

42. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when your friends ask you where Latvia is on the map and you answer with "I know where it is! Latvia is our ally!" ... (offered by Kucing Imut)

43. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you enter in a gun shop and the salesman asks you what do you need and you answer with "give me 250 q7 weapons, i have a battle tonight" ... (offered by Zuogami)

44. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you are having dinner and your wife ask you whether you are still hungry and you answer with "don't worry, I still have 60 x2 energy bars left" ... (offered by I L L Y R I C U M)

45. You know that you are addicted to eRepublik when you see "take over" in this picture: http://i.imgur.com/tzIf7tm.png ... (offered by Predsjednik Republike SrBske)

46. You know you are addicted to eRepublik when you can not only locate more countries on a map, but can describe their flags, more accurately than a geography professor ... (offered by Cyber Witch)

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IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ARTICLE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EREPUBLIK
AND IF YOU DON'T .. WELL YOU ARE STILL ADDICTED AS YOU HAVE READ ALL OF IT
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