WHPR[Day 1366] Gnilraps Stands In
James S. Brady Press Room
It is a good time to be a Citizen of the eUSA.
Cerb is PoTUS. That doesn’t seem to be sucking in any way, shape, or form. In fact, activity is up across the board in eUSA. And when is the last time you heard a bunch of mili-idiots fighting over this and that? Good job Cerb, for maintaining some decency in the White House.
And in case you have not been counting, we are back to 48 states. This is 96% perfect. 96%. In case you need to know, 96% is better than a lot of shit.
Amish Business suck more than eUSA under Cerb.
Hemorrhoid cream is less effective than Cerb.
Cerb is more effective than Jesus.
Cerb is also more effective than atheism.
Cerb is more successful than cancer treatment.
All of which are not better than 96%.
69, however, is better than Cerb, so he better get to crackin’.
Speaking of success, my idea is seriously taking off.
During my tenure as Secretary of Media, I proposed the idea of having a WHPR radio show. At the time, I suggested Josh Whitehead as Host.
Josh Whitehead, it seems, is not widely respected, however, and the idea was shot down until more respected hosts could be procured.
Well, you cannot get two more respected hosts than Civil Anarchy and Soren Nelson. (No seriously, Soren Nelson is awesome.)
Enter eNPR, the BlogTalkRadio iteration of the WHPR featuring two of eRepublik’s most eligible bachelors.
You will not find a more illustrious agenda for discussion than eNPR. This is not bullshitwasteyourtimeradio. This is the official voice of the better-than-the-Amish-White-House dishing out on the top issues of the day. Miss it and you will suck harder than drug rehab.
Look. Listen tonight.
And if you make this a success, it will get better and better and better. Who knows. Maybe it will become more successful than Cerb himself?
Speaking of purity and wild success, eCyprus has been restored.
Despite the perniciously provocacious platitudes of a particularly penile partisanship, INCI and Cyprus has been a pal. Thanks to some powerful pressure parlayed by prurient (ere)publikans, (as well as the full commitment of the Cerb administration), eCyprus is whole and her enemies are licking their wounds.
Ok. In plain English now. The eUS has remained committed to assisting eCyprus in reclaiming her native lands. Cyprus is once again whole.
Hail INCI,
Hail eUSA,
Hail eCyprus.
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Comments
Wow. Tea Leoni. Hot.
Bit harsh to Josh Whitehead. Why is he not respected?
HAI GNILRAPS
YOU AGAIN! OH NOES! 🙂
What's hemeroid? Did you mean Hemorrhoid...?
C'mon, this is the WH press... Don't level down to "the People"...
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Hail Gnilraps!
Is it pronounced like "t" or is it like "tee-ah"?
I love Tea Leoni.
Hemorrhoid spelling fixed, thanks WillyPedro.
Mr. Peanuts, I think it's Tee-Ah
Hail Chutley, whose term as SoM was badly damaged by a CRAP administration.
And yes, I thought Josh Whitehead would have done an admirable job. Others disagreed.
Hail INCI,
Hail eUSA,
Hail eCyprus.
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lacks Squibeel in it.
So many reasons to stop reading this....
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sneak-peak-new-media-1844593/1/20
What did you mean by mili-idiot? And yeah harsh to Josh Whitehead.
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Hail eUSA,
Hail eCyprus,
Hail TERRA!
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I'm sorry that you don't think Cyprus' freedom, more USA states, or a new media program warrant your attention, JJ. But hey, you been trollin since 2009, so why stop now?
3)
Josh actually said privately that he appreciated our acknowledgement of his candidacy for the job, even though yes, I'm sure he is disappointed by the eventual outcome. However, I hear he has a new and exciting radio project of his own now, and I hope everyone tunes in to everything eRep on BTR. We're all in this together.
Wait, so I'm supposed to feel bad for eCyprus when they got too big for the britches and tried to conquer the Middle East?
Yeah, no.
Please, sir, may I have some brain bleach?
Yeah I'd hit it
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I just want you to know it took me half an hour to read this article. SO MANY HYPERLINKS!
Heh. G'nood g'read, G'nil.
While 's true that Soren Nelson's awesome, Civil Anarchy's awesomer, so, yeah.
Also, Josh Whitehead is a hoot'n'a'half. He's like the Rodney Dangerfield of eUSA.
It's great to see the Oval Office Radio get going, and I would like to see us get as many eUS citizens as possible to listen in whether when we go live or when they get the time to. I'm proud to be working with this great program, and it's truly an honor to serve in this great administration.
No US Military links - NO VOTE !
@ HisAirness - HUH? I was sure that TC was the "official starting point for the US Military".
So Cerb, you pick me out of all comments to troll? ROFL.
Not trolling bro, this release just simply sucks. If you don't like it, make it better rather than getting your panties in a twist.
"I'm sorry that you don't think Cyprus' freedom, more USA states, or a new media program warrant your attention, JJ. But hey, you been trollin since 2009, so why stop now?"
More USA states is fine Cerb, but any idiot can beat Spain. Don't try to make it sound like you're special when a trained monkey could do the same job.
Secondly, you are totally correct. I have no love for eCyprus, nor do I care for INCI. You think the eUS community actually cares about a country that starts wars it can't win then cries for help? Pfft, seems like you and your group of Pfieffer clones are the only ones catering to INCI's needs. Nobody else cares, and they think they should leave.
It's good to see that the eUS government hasn't changed...if you don't agree with it 100%, you're a troll. Epic fail Mr. wannabe CP, epic fail.
And tbh, I heard the radio show, not much better than this crap. Soren did a good job, but overall it's pretty boring. Just goes to show you can't teach an old dog new tricks, even the three headed ones.
First steps review in 22 language : http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/press-review-first-steps-1845526/1/20
If you have a good tutorial - an first steps article- in your language send me the link and I will update my article.
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