WHPR [Day 1,097] - From Sea to Shining Sea

Day 1,097, 12:21 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
America is a tune. It must be sung together.



(Insert Menstrual Joke Here)

There comes a time every month when America must rise to the obstacle set forth before her. It's a time which always proves to be slippery for us to handle, and this month we've got twice the load to deal with.

It's Congress time people.


Time to grab your majestic steed and ride forth, dear America.

Things are a little different this month, however, as the Government is attempting a Congressional freeze so that voters may be moved to Russia to vote in American candidates. After we successfully PTO'd the parties of Russia, this looks to be a completable task. But there remain other obstacles.



People have said time and again the it is "un-ethical" for America to PTO other countries after asking for help with ATO's. Many of these people are the same ones who tend to take this game a little too seriously. You know the type of player I'm talking about.

Role players.



Now there's nothing wrong with getting into character or a little acting. Being an actor myself I know this. The real issue isn't really whether you can get into character, its more that whether you can get out of character.

This isn't real life. This is a game. You aren't actually a politician, you're playing one in an online simulation with other people, most of whom you've never met. So get over you so-called morals and quit complaining about the corruption of "America," because that doesn't exist here. There's only the game, and right now we have a chance to win.

It's time to set aside such notions and get behind America's efforts to rule this game.


Oh beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain...

The Top 5 Parties have kindly asked me to include links to their blocker sign up. It's literally the most patriotic thing you can do right now for your country. If you got anymore patriotic you'd be a firework, and you'd explode, and while that would be cool for maybe a moment, it really wouldn't be as good as signing up to help defend your country against foreign intrustion.

Be a patriot for the:
United States Workers Party
Federalist Party
United Independents Party
Libertarian Party
Specialized Elite Execution Squad



Stay frosty.

Athanaric,
Linkmaster Extraordinaire