WHPR [Day 1,083] - Leadership, Arm America, and Spain
James S. Brady Press Room
I don't know what that something is. I'll get back to you. in the mean time, you need to know who are the shadowy overlords living on the castle atop the cliff cackling as lightning thunders in the background. I'd go into more depth, but I recall doing this same sort of spiel before.
President: Alexander Hamilton - Clearly. If you needed me to tell you this, go to India.
Vice President: Gulden Draak - Came back to us in heroic fashion. Now he's a heartbeat away from the presidency.
Chief of Staff: Myles Robinson - He's leading the team that actually makes us do work. I don't like to do work. Therefore, I hate him.
Secretary of State: "gagah" - If you try and get ahold of him on IRC and he doesn't respond, it's because they don't have real internet in Texas. Also, he works hard at making his department actually function. So much effort I wouldn't ever be able to give.
Secretary of The Treasury: Dimension - REPTAR
Secretary of The Interior: Justin McCravok - This guy has a hard job. He basically sends crap to the entire nation and mass messages all of them. I'll give you a hint: he has a lot of free time on his hands. Also, more patience then me.
Secretary of Defense: Max Wallingbottom III - This guy has an amazing name. If we weren't such patriotic Amuricans, I'd say we give him the title "Lord" so he could have even more unnecessary fluff in his name.
Secretary of Technology: - Laxnsor He can probably teach your grandma how to use Skype.
Oh, and then there's the greatest Secretary of Media of all time. Whoever the hell that is.
Arm Yourself, America
Your new Secretary of Defense has some intruiging ideas for both attacking and defending. Personally, I think he's stepping outside his jurisdiction. But, whatever. Not my call.
Arm America will allow American citizens to not only arm themselves, but to get food as well. This will happen during important battles and campaigns. It's a really great idea and it should let everyone do more damage for America and its allies.
Speaking of allies,
Hungary
Just kidding.
Spain
They're our bros. They need our help right now. Spain has a history with the United States. During World War 3, while we were being attacked and ravaged Spain was suffering the exact same thing. Now, we aren't. We can save them.
I expect all Americans to follow the Department of Defense Orders. Spain needs us now.
Don't hate me,
Kentel
Best Secretary of Media of all time.
Comments
Voted!
If I spelled your name wrong, I don't care.
V'ed good info, oh and we have great internet in Texas thank you. He must just be busy!
I could never hate Kentel! < 3
OF ALL TIME
USA ALWAYS ONLY TALK NOT ACTION
wuakakakak
ehm
in DoD I only saw Peninsular Malaysia n Tamil Nadu
Where's spain anyway?
Kentel is unhateable.
dont hate this kid.
I hate you Kentel with every drop of blood in my body.
Kentel is a champion. So glad hes back.
Go Kentel
Jk i love u kentel
ilu fgt
those poor poor texans 😁
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