WHPR [Day 1,081] - Don't be an Idiot
Day 1,081, 14:18
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by James S. Brady Press Room
Alpho, Omega
Remember all that hard work we put into subjugating the Russian serfs? Remember how much blood, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids were shed on those battlefields? If you don’t, go to the doctor.
We worked to hard on that, America. We have the chance to enlighten Russia and put a true leader in charge. Alpho is that man. I know nothing about him, but I assume he’s p cool and all that jazz. His avatar is pretty hardcore and that’s clearly the only way to judge a man. Well, it’s the only way I know how to. I don’t really like talking to people. They disgust me.
Anyway, we need you to vote for alpho. Be sure to go and do that. The presidential elections are today and your vote matters way, way more in Russia then it does in the United States. Alexander Hamilton wins, get over yourselves. Go do something that matters, mmkay?
Get your tickets on IRC in #ato or you can PM this organization.
Do it now. I’ll even excuse you to go vote before you return to finish this Press Release.
A Final Parting Gift
Everyone needs to thank Colin Lantrip for the work, dedication, and excellence he’s shown this month. Since he assumes you are polite, and assumes you will thanking him like good little boys and girls, he has sent you treasure maps. Go and check them and get some gold.
Don’t spend it all yet, I’m assuming that something fun will be happening in South East Asia. You might want to have some gold for that fun.
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Greatest White House Press Release Writer of All Time. Of all time.
Remember all that hard work we put into subjugating the Russian serfs? Remember how much blood, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids were shed on those battlefields? If you don’t, go to the doctor.
We worked to hard on that, America. We have the chance to enlighten Russia and put a true leader in charge. Alpho is that man. I know nothing about him, but I assume he’s p cool and all that jazz. His avatar is pretty hardcore and that’s clearly the only way to judge a man. Well, it’s the only way I know how to. I don’t really like talking to people. They disgust me.
Anyway, we need you to vote for alpho. Be sure to go and do that. The presidential elections are today and your vote matters way, way more in Russia then it does in the United States. Alexander Hamilton wins, get over yourselves. Go do something that matters, mmkay?
Get your tickets on IRC in #ato or you can PM this organization.
Do it now. I’ll even excuse you to go vote before you return to finish this Press Release.
A Final Parting Gift
Everyone needs to thank Colin Lantrip for the work, dedication, and excellence he’s shown this month. Since he assumes you are polite, and assumes you will thanking him like good little boys and girls, he has sent you treasure maps. Go and check them and get some gold.
Don’t spend it all yet, I’m assuming that something fun will be happening in South East Asia. You might want to have some gold for that fun.
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Greatest White House Press Release Writer of All Time. Of all time.
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Probably not first
Also, PigInZen wants your gold. Give it to him.
Also, great job last month Colin! Good luck to you Alexander Hamilton!
Indeed. My Strength is now 435. I need serious training. WTF?!?
Any American who does not vote in Russia today is a terrible terrible person and should be ashamed
.....I got no such treasure maps.....WTF!
Colin I luv you and I get nothing!
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All joking aside I didn't get any teasure maps....were we suppose to get some. 🙁 I am sad.
"Remember all that hard work we put into subjugating the Russian serfs? Remember how much blood, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids were shed on those battlefields? If you don’t, go to the doctor."
You mean, how much gold you have put and USD from your Amex card ? I do agree with the doctor part, though ...
votadomaxx
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Congrats on Serbia Colin. Decent run.
OF ALL TIME!
Great job Colin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To say I'm confused would be an understatement. You actually don't know the Russian puppet you're trying to put into power, but you like him 'cause he has a cool avatar ? And PiZ can get his strength up the old fashioned way. You elitists are such whiners....
On second look, this statement was just dishonest: " I know nothing about him, but I assume he’s p cool and all that jazz. His avatar is pretty hardcore and that’s clearly the only way to judge a man. Well, it’s the only way I know how to. I don’t really like talking to people. They disgust me."
You expect me to actually believe that the eUSA President did not KNOW that Alpho was the former Supreme Commander of EDEN ? The blatant disrespect this shows towards the eAmerican people sends shivers up my spine. So, FWIW, Alpho was a loser yesterday, and I've sent a friendship request to his opponent.
😁^
What the...
PLAY.THE.GAME.
and I forgot to mention...
Colin Rocks! That was some surius monkey biznez
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-trolling-the-original-trolls--1564810/1/20
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Well done, Colin o7
erase eIndo from the map!
Nice month Colin, epic, outstanding, legendary. I wouldn't have expected anything less from such a great guy, and world-class player.
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OMB was the stuff of stories and fable. We all thank you for the rank-up. Hell of a gift to the nation.
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AH has big shoes to fill. Wind at his back, on to glory.