What The eUK Needs: Brilliant Ideas That I Came Up With

Day 2,621, 05:51 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Hail Astrid

Having been here for 30 days, I have seen some interesting things.


To put it mildly.

However, this is not the place to question the eUK's peculiar obsession with bananas, somewhat understandable obsession with elections or downright perplexing lack of appreciation for Rupert Holmes' lifework.


Tell me this man doesn't deserve more than a third-place finish shared with four other people.

However, this is the place for me (as a young, impressionable n00b) to tell you, about what I think the UK really needs. Because it's my paper and I paid two gold for it and you can't tell me what to do, Mom!


This is a funny picture.



Without further ado,

1. Why isn't there a military unit called the "Sex Pistols"?

It works on so many levels. There's "sex" (always good to have some of that), "pistols" (which is relevant), and they're British.

And they're the Sex Pistols.



Seriously, this is a travesty.



2. Why isn't our national greeting "U Wot M8"?



I'm no expert on foreign policy, but I'm fairly sure that we'd be far more effective in negotiations if we use this to open discussions.



3. Why haven't I seen this more often?



It's absolutely ridiculous. Unless it's considered pornography... which I would totally understand.



In all seriousness though, I feel that there should be some way for people to find out what the highest-paying jobs at the moment are. It would really be useful. On a side note, if anyone's paying more than 42.5 GBP at the moment, I'm really really really good at clicking "Work" once every 24 hours.



Also, getting that "Society Builder" achievement is bloody impossible. And I've tried.




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