What The eUK Needs...
Hail Astrid
And thegreatsponger as dictator.
Three reasons thegreatsponger would make a great Dictator:
1. He ain't no scrub.
2. Tough decisions? Ha! Thegreatsponger just soaks up the pressure.
3. He'll clean up the mess we're in right now!
Admit it - the very idea kinda makes you wet.
Hell yeah.
#Sponger2015. Make it happen!
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Comments
Sponger isn't the dictator the UK needs, he is the one we deserve
No, the opposite: he's the dictator we need, not the one we deserve.
#Sponger2015
Heil Sponger \o
Thank you for saving the eUK with your witty article
If we don't make him dictator some other country will
Woooo go me
ME4CP
Sponges that refuse to scrub are already commonly found in leadership positions...