What is wrong with this Island? [EN/PMPN/TR]

Day 2,321, 16:00 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by Dr. Packesel

[ENGLISH]

Melaba Qnqiler.

Currently I'm more active then ever. And everytime when I am watching the articles here I am in shock. Nobody mentions me (for turkish people: mentions is a word which you use when you talk about someone xdxd) in their articles even when I am the most famous donkey who interviewes people. I even interviewed the pope and he said FC Barcelona and APOllon Lima(Öcalan)sol are his favorite clubs apart from his San Lorenzo Club from Argentina. This are news which are important for the life and structure of this island! And what are you doing? Talking about cevapi qnqi. Bu ne amk. I am so angry right now, I want to eat a bit of the sulu köfte I made, but it's too salty like raufs tasaks xdxd (information from depici).

We all know what Sulu köfte affects in your body when u eat it so don't forget me or sulu köfte will forget u qnqi.

[PAMPUAN]

Qnqi xdxd

Qnqiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii xdxd qnqi neden sen ben qnqi yapti? xdxd Qnqi mon mini moo moo man moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
mon mon mon mon mini maaa mo mini mini qnqiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii rauf rauf qniiiiiiiiiii daghdahocccccc qnqiiii depiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc qnqi sulu köfte

[TURKISH]

Qnqi ni MELAB .

Odoogiin baidlaar bi urid uridynkhaas ilüü idevkhitei baina. Mön bürtee bi tsochrold orson baina niitlel bükh üzej baina baikh. Khen ch ( angli khel deer khümüüsiin khuvid : Kherev ta khen negen xDxD tukhai yarikh üyed ta ashiglana gedeg ni duridsan ) MA duridsan Bi iljig khen khamgiin aldartai interviewes khümüüs bi ch gesen tednii niitlel baina. Ter ch büü khel Papyg yariltslaga avsan , ter Apollon Barsyelona, Lima ( Ocalan ) gadna Argyentin -aas San Loryenzo Klubyn medrekh durtai klub mederch üldsen baina gej khelev. Ene talbai ni medee Chukhal aral amidral , bütets ni baina! Mön ta nar yuu khiij baina ve? Cevapi qnq tukhai yarigdaj ekhellee. Ene ni yamar neg nükh baina. Bi khiisen shüüsleg bansh ni jaakhan idekh khüsej , odoo tiim uurtai baina, gekhdee raufs ( Depicker avsan medeelleer ) yamar ch bömbölög xDxD shig khet davstai yum.

Bid bügd l u üüniig idej, U shüüsleg meatballs ni qnq martaj khezee yuu biyed meatballs nölöölökh bolokhoor namaig büü mart medne.