What Is Love?

Day 2,489, 18:38 • Published in Norway Norway • by Emanuil 13

There's a common misunderstanding about relationships. They are a wonderful and extra mesmerizing thing. We hope they last for life. We struggle to maintain them every day (hello Sims 1, 2, 3, 4 and so on...). We spend time and money to keep things running smoothly in our relationships!
And what do we get in return? Do we live happily ever after? Do we reach a point when the relationship runs itself and we are happy on the Seventh Heaven for ever?
...Yeah, right!

The answer is NO, NO, NO and one more NO, just in case you didn't get it.




What we get is more struggle, and - YES - FIGHTING!!!

This is exactly what I am experiencing now between us and the Netherlands. For as long as I've played this game, I've known 3 things to be true and not need any further proof:
1. Plato wants my money
2. The Netherlands is there to support me, no matter what, no matter where
3. Asgard rules

And, guess what, the way I accept that my wife will put me in the doghouse when I don't wash the dishes and throw out the garbage, the same way I accept that the Netherlands will sometimes attack Norway without a Training War contract. Maybe we forgot to wash the dishes? I'm not sure...

I'm hearing people talk about animosity in the Netherlands against Norway's CP, they talk about the Netherlands not being accepted in Asgard, they talk about evil Poland enslaving the Dutch, and so on, and so on...

It doesn't even matter! Because tomorrow, when our lovers' quarrel is over, I'll still have a laugh with my Dutch bros. (Don't get me wrong, I'll still be cooler than them 🙂 ) And I'll even share a crepe with anyone of them (crepes are like really thin pancakes, you know).





Make crepes, not war!


Truly yours:
Emanuil 13


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