Wednesday's Daily Dose
Nights0ul
Potpourri
"I am not young enough to know everything."
--Oscar Wilde
Jokes
A mother and daughter were doing dishes while the father and son were watching television in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of plates breaking, then complete silence.
The son turned to look at his father. "It's mummy!"
Father: "How do you know?"
Son: "Easy! She didn't say anything."
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Two women were bemoaning the state of the National Health Service.
One said, "Do you know, my ninety-three-year-old mother has been waiting over a year for her operation?"
"That's appalling," said the other woman. "What a terrible way to treat someone of that age."
"I know," said the first woman. "It got so bad that at one point I even said to her, 'Mum, do you really need bigger boobs?'"
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Brittaby, aged 4, had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.
Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it know it's me?"
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If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Comments
! CooL!
last joke was good