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Nobody wants to read this crap anyway, but I feel like I should write something.

Things I support:


1) War - It's fun, keeps people interested, and just might get us something nice too.







2) Liberalizing Trade - The country on the whole will be stronger, and given admin's latest changes, protectionism is p dumb.







3) Cutting through bureaucracy - We have too much. I know this is Britain, but come on.








4) Military reforms - I've seen ways to improve lots of our processes, and I'll yell until they get implemented.






5) Recruitment/retention - We're pretty small, and thus weak. This should be fixed.






6) Smart foreign policy - As long as we're tiny, it won't do to piss off big, ugly neighbors.









One sentence summary: I've been in lots of governments throughout my e-life, and involved in lots of areas too, and I want to help make this country not suck totally better.












Message me with any questions/concerns/nudes, and come vote for me on the 25th. Bother me on election day for a moving ticket, and I'll totally give you one. I'm running in Scotland unless I say otherwise.

If you don't vote for me, you're probably Irish.


And you're welcome for that last picture.