VOTE FOR DMJOHNSTON

Day 2,418, 08:29 Published in USA USA by Pfeiffer.
A blatantly partisan political piece brought to you by the Pfeiffer Presidential Library in response to some real fu@&ery



John Largo is offering 10 tanks if you vote for him in the first hour of the election tomorrow. He will say this isn't him trying to buy votes, but an incentive to vote earlier, but anyone with a brain knows that is bullsh&^. Players who aren't American in RL and normally don't vote now have a reason to, people on the fence will shrug and say '10 tanks is 10 tanks' and then go vote.

In response to that blatant whale tier attempt to buy this country, I'm going to offer 10 tanks and 1 gold to anyone who comments on this article with a pair of screenshots showing they voted for DMJ in the first SIX hours of the election.

Yes, two screenshots is more time consuming than John just wanting a comment, but I'm also offering CASH MONEY AWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I fully expect John, or some other whale, to come back with an even larger offer to buy your vote, which is the entire point. As soon as we start down the path of simply shrugging when someone tries to buy the Presidency we're screwed, so I'm going to be the one calling foul on this one. Even though me doing it automatically makes it evil, or whatever.


Still here, still me, still at your service,


-Pfeiffer


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