Vol. I. Special Bulletin: Spanish Warmongering and Deception

Day 2,132, 00:40 Published in Canada Spain by TheZeroTheory

While perusing eSpain's newspapers, I found this article. It is unpleasant. I apologize in advance for no Death Star or female pictures.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-esp-eng-guerras-y-situacion-actual-wars-and-actual-situation-2320538/1/20

The Spanish are headed on a “warring/diplomacy” tour, beginning in the eUS. Obviously, eSpain and ePoland are very close. “Our eternal allies,” if I read their official bulletin correctly. Google Translate helps.

Summary
eUS is not eSpain’s final goal. They want to relieve the pressure for ePoland, drawing them into direct battles on both sides.

eBrazil and eSpain are buddies. They informed Brazil about their intention to attack the US, and hoped Brazil would stay neutral. eBrazil will stay neutral because they don’t want to fight their Spanish friends or want international fallout.

ROLA something or other? Translate wasn't very clear.

There’s some conflict between eChile and eBrazil. I think.

eUS is not appreciated by eChile. eChile is also quite friendly with eSpain, knew about the war, and will not aid the eUS.


Is anyone surprised?

Note: This may be false and purposeful misdirection on eSpain's part.