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Day 2,822, 05:12 • Published in USA USA

• by Lunete2.0

I was bored and at home again for the first time in a little while, so I wrote a thing. And you’re reading it.

Good Job.

Have a wonderful day

Hopefully I'll have written something interesting next time you check back here. I might even have done something productive! Probably not though, I've become fairly lazy, oh well, we'll just have to see.

Oh right! Obligatory boob gif!

For your trouble

Because you WILL check back here. I demand it.

In fact, no, YOUR BODY demands it. You don't have a choice, the eStatement was made, you won't be able to sleep without checking this paper EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.