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Potpourri

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"Become who you are. It happens once in a lifetime."

-- Switchfoot


Jokes

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We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, ROKU, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.

Then I discovered that my Phone battery was flat, and to top it off, it was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.

I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.

She seems like a pretty nice person.

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One friend was visiting another at his college. They were sitting in the bleachers watching several athletic institutions on the field practicing.

The track team was rounding the bend of the track. When they got close enough, the friend saw that they were all wearing makeup and dresses.

"What's this?" the friend asked.

"That's our track team," the other replied.

"But why are they all dressed like women?" the friend asked.

The other replied, "They're drag racing!"

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We leave home early in the morning, so my wife and I trust our teen-age daughters to get themselves dressed and off to school on time. One Saturday, I ran into a woman who asked if I would be getting my daughter Ellen an alarm clock for her birthday. Puzzled, I asked her why she thought Ellen needed one. "Because I'm her homeroom teacher,"
she answered.

Later that morning, I found Ellen in our kitchen, still in pajamas, eating her breakfast. "Guess who I just talked to?" I asked.

"Who?" Ellen responded.

"Mrs. Morales," I replied.

Without missing a spoonful, Ellen looked up at me and said, "Who's she?"

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Seems I was a gifted child; Mum says they wouldn't have paid for me!