Through the Grapevine:

Day 2,737, 19:00 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #82




*Dick*
I'm Political Correspondent; Richard Cranium

*Linda*
I'm War Correspondent; Linda Vanderbooben




*Linda*
The eUS dictator was overthrown, on Saturday. I realize that most of you know this, but it's worth mentioning.
10 days must pass, before a dictator can attempt another coup.
Some have vowed to restore the dictatorship and create a country administration, on their website.

*Linda*
Most of us didn't participate in the overthrow. It crossed my mind a couple of times; especially when former PotUS were seen firing missiles at the School for Creative and Performing Arts.
If a dictator pushes that button; I won't be as shy.

*Linda*
The Country Administration has not changed. There is only one exception; Congress has Administrative Abilities.
Hopefully, our congress members will repeal this law while there is an opportunity to enforce their ruling.

*Linda*
Take it away; Dick.




*Dick*
Thanks Linda

*Dick*
The last Party Presidential Election was not free of controversy.
Depending on your point of view; you may have found it amusing.
Worker's Gang has never been more active than when they are complaining about someone's activity.

*Dick*
Here are the results of the most recent election:

Federalist Party;

Bigcdizzle wins with 59 votes or 54.13% of the votes.
Gunret had 19vote or 17.43%
Apollo221 had 14 votes or 12.84%

United States Workers Party;

Animis wins with 89 votes or 52.98% of the vote.
Officer Friendly had 40 votes or 23.81%.
hyilmaz514 had 14 votes or 8.33%

We the People;

Cubby wins with 54 votes or 87.10%
Liezdra had 5 votes or 8.06%
Thermaikos had 3 or 4.84% of the vote.

American Military Party;

BeachBunny wins with 45 votes or 75%
Aramec had 8 votes or 13.33%
Ross Underwood had 7 or 11.67% of the vote.

Black Sheep;

eShades wins with 50 or 68.49% of the vote.
I am The Best23 had 12 votes or 16.44%
Dominar Rygel XVI had 7 votes or 9.59%

Socialist Freedom Party;

Jude Connors wins with 39 votes or 78%
WhydoIbother had 7 votes or 14.00%
as George sTrolls had 4 votes 0r 8.00% of the vote.


*Dick*
As the reporter for privately owned media; I can, honestly, tell you that the fact this list ends with SFP has everything to do with the editor's bias.








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