The Similitude of Reasoning

Day 1,477, 06:13 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


DATE: December 6, 2011 - Day 1,477 of the New World
TIME: 06:00 NWT (New World Time)
PLACE: James S. Brady Press Room; The White House

Not in Nobember,
nor October,
nor September,
nor August,
nor July,
nor June,
nor May,
nor in any other month including January has a candidate carried the endorsement of the top 4 parties into the White House.

Only Today.

Only Now.

Only Oblige.



Citizens of America, I present to you your President.


In a similitude of reasoning, THE FOUR have concurred that this President is the man for this season. His quiet demeanor is occasionally misunderstood as lacking in soulfulness. But do not mistake Oblige's steady and reliable demeanor as soullessness.

No.

Your new President has gravitas. It is a diplomatic gift that is often lacking in a game played over the interweb. But Oblige has it. And so the President you elected today, America, will represent you with dignity and a depth of character becoming of our great eNation.

In the halls of the West Wing, as the cleaning crew is just finishing up the final few details of helping President GoalieBCSC move out (what did he do with all these forceps? Or were these actually Judes?), there is a sense of calm. America will sleep well tonight knowing that the office lights will be burning late into the night and early in the morning in this Oval Office.

The PoTUS is IN.

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