The Scandinavian war - Analysis
Panama
Hello fellow German citizens of the new world. I work as a war-correspondent for the eUK war department and got the mission to write an analyze about the ongoing Scandinavian war. Please note that this is the official newspaper of the war department and thus the official thoughts of the eUnited Kingdoms government.
The history
Many have feared them, most ones are still afraid of them. People have throughout the history tried to invade them, but no one in the history, no one in nearly 1000 days, have succeeded. Of course I am talking about Scandinavia, and their capital country Sweden.
I ask myself, will eDeutschland (hereafter eGermany) have the guts to give it a real try?
The German history is filled with defeats mainly in wars against their superior empire Sweden, but have times changed? Every single citizen of the eWorld remembers the war between Norway and Russia. How the quick, intelligent and superior scandinavs used the feared tactic of region swapping against Russia that crushed even a rich president named parter.
The rich st00r and the disco army consisting of Lurviantor, Hador and Lonestar are still going strong despite their attempts of suicide due to their flawless intelligent which made them crazy. But due to the fact that eGermany have got their asses kicked out of the eWorld so many times (Remember shoot and the polish invasion) it must be embarrassing to call yourself a German citizen but still with eGermany’s numerous failed attempts of an invasion of ze fort Scandinavia, I’m still not sure if they now have what it takes to push the button.
The eSwedish disco army at war.
eGermany, are you up for it?
These soldiers are no farmers. The eScandinavs are trained to kill anything with lederhosen and a red-yellow-black flag. The important thing to know is how to kill a scandinav, and how to push the button to Scania, Sweden. To be honest, I don’t think eGermany are up for it, because the whole world is watching, and a failure would drive the reputation of eGermany down to the bottom. The truth is that eGermany doesn’t have a chance against eScandinavia, and I think that eGermany, as the world, realizes that.
To honor this day I will take some of my time to do a shoutout to the military elite unit of eGermany, Tokio Hotel – Go get em’
The elite unit of eGermany - Tokio Hotel
Greetings
Panama
Official war-correspondent of eUnited Kingdom
Comments
Swedish disco army! <3
Voted!
V+S
+1
Awesome
"voted"
14 year old swedish girls is awesome
v+s
Voted, but srsly, Tokio Hotel? ...
Germany is EMO
I own both germany and Tokio Hotel
Selling EMO - 1 SEK
Epic article
Voted!
Best article today
Approved by Torgny from Linköping
Germany belongs to Sweden
First bid for Germany, starts at 1g, anyone?
Voted from Serbia
Trolls from Northern Germany \o/
ATTENTION, ITS A SWEDEN PEOPLE.
PLEASE DON'T VOTE! HE COULD CHANGE IT IN WRONG ODERS
i think germany can into sweden 😉
Nice try, but the Swedish PTO is as bad as the Polish one.
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schon doof, wenn man seine 20 Orgs zum kommentieren benutzen muss, weil die multis gesperrt sind ~.~
hilarious article by our cute little northern friends 😃
btw:
"The eScandinavs are trained to kill anything with lederhosen and a red-yellow-black flag."
and why exactly are you guys hunting for belgians in lederhosen?
TORGNY FROM LINKÖPING?!?!
Voted btw, jag är glatt förvånad Panama! 😉
Swedish troll news ...
Oh, I join in the shootout of Tokio Hotel. Noone in Germany likes them - except some teens.
But sweet kitties, will they show us their claws now ?
yay germany.....but i wouldn't mind being with the swedish disco army 😛
just some bad trolling.... everyone knows u r a swede @ panama. plz use ur brains sometimes... maybe eSweden wouldnt be in stasis anymore while eGermany continous to grow even more ;P
Even in trolling you are far behind our other neighbours. 😁
I like this - Tokio Hotel is SO NICE!!
Especially the leadsinging girl... Oh wait, she's not a girl? WTF!!
what a bad propaganda, lol.
Tja, was soll man dazu noch sagen außer: http://tinyurl.com/swedennow">http://tinyurl.com/swedennow
perfides albion, noch immer große fresse und unsozial.....
allah strafe england.....
low!
OMG ... tokio hotel?! I would defect to the swedes instead of serving an army with a 'tokio hotel'-unit 😃
Voted!
One of Us 😉
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Sweden, don't make us come up there and take your meatballs, poor furniture, and even poorer music from you.
Voted.
Hör vårat skall ty Seger eller Valhall
Tokyo Hotel is on PHX-Side.........
HAIL EDEN!!!!
(NO Eden have married Tom)