The Only Party Worth Voting For

Day 2,927, 12:34 Published in Canada Canada by Kaminarinote


For now, you may call them the Imperial Party. In their prime, they were the Imperial Wolves. Let me assure you, as the only IW president in Canadian history, this is a party of winners. Whatever their name, these gentle giants and mischievous midgets have proven their worth time and time again. If you haven't yet, vote for their congressional candidates. Democracy itself will come down from the realm of Forms and thank you. I guarantee it.

- B.L.