The Little Red Megaphone that Could (Erep Childrens Story)

Day 1,724, 07:44 • Published in USA USA • by Jon Malcom

Designed by that trololo guy!


"Choo choo...went the little megaphone up the mountain."

"Grandpa, megaphones can't go up mountains."

"STFU newb"

"What does that mean Grandpa?"

"umm it means Grandpa needs you to be quite Timmy."

"Grandpa, please read us a children's story from this book" with that Timmy grabbed a book he'd opened and handed it to Grandpa."


"Well ok, there once was a little newspaper written by a young man. He lived in Texas."

"Where's Texas?" Timmy asked.

Yes that was how Grandpa felt...
"Your mom didn't teach you that? Back in my day we had to know our geography so we used the moving tickets in neutral countries Timmy.

"What's a moving ticket?"

"Ok so anyway there was this young man who lived in Texas and he had a dream. One day he would write to people, crazy people, funny people, smart people, and Synesi."

But alas all was not to be. Instead he became a window cleaner.

Picture this, except with depression.

"WTF Grandpa?" Susy asked.

"I knew I taught you to swear right." Grandpa smiled.

Well he cleaned windows for years until one day he had enough money to buy a small office space. After that he started writing pointless articles and trying to get people to read them. But for some reason they wouldn't. Maybe because the world had a point and it was somewhat sane.
Well he almost closed the shop down after a few months of no subscribers to his paper when a beautiful redheaded young woman came in.
She told Grandpa she had a deal to make him.
All he'd need to do is write one article, one good article, and she'd give him an object that would get his voice to the masses.

So he did. And she gave him a bright red megaphone. She told him to speak into it and it would do all he commanded.

"Is that why you tell Grandma to put on the red wig sometimes?" Timmy asked.
"Yes and no. If you repeat that statement Timmy no more ice cream for you."
Timmy slunk back in his chair as far he could.

After that Grandpa wrote more articles and got lots of subscribers and that's why your mom has red hair.