The Legend of the Spotted Frog

Day 1,491, 13:49 Published in South Africa South Africa by Badger06

I had just come fresh from the battelfield, myself Rexdeus and Belea had been slaying the Filth that had invaded the Eastern Cape region.



When our eyes were shocked, was that Spotted Frog, what happened to him?



Where have his spots gone?

Myself and Rexdeus were all for smashing in a few more faces in our quest but Belea, old and Wise interupted our boasting of how many kills we'd made "Let us consult the mighty Google"



"Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it."

"It began with the Spotting of the Frog ."
"Three Spotted Frogs were given to the Polish, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings"



"Seven to the Brazilians, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls."



"And nine, nine Frogs were gifted to the race of the Spanish — who above all else, desire power."



"For within these Frogs was bound the strength and will to govern each race."



"But they were all of them deceived, for another frog was made."
"In the land of Indonesia, in the fires of the Mount Doom, A Dark Lord forged in secret a master frog, to control all others."
"And into this Frog, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Frog to rule them all."

The Dark Lord did not intend however for the Spotted Frog to fall into the hands of the most unlikely person, Hamilton Moore, a hobit of the Free State!



For the time will soon come when South Africans will shape the fortunes of us all!

Oh and apparently from what we heard from an Australian is that if you throw the spotted frog into a pit of fire his spots will return, shotgun not 😉

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