The greatest article you'll ever read

Day 2,513, 11:06 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Gali.

This is my first article in the daring and fiendishly clever Get The Stupid Article Competition Out Of The Way scheme.

If you’re not part of the scheme and have no idea what I’m talking about, please move along. Don’t vote or comment on this article, because it’s boring.

If you ARE part of the scheme, you know what to do … nudge nudge wink wink