The Epic Flail

Day 1,781, 19:35 • Published in USA Canada • by Dillan Stone

So, Ajay puppets and Servian PTOers. You had your candidate talk a good game, against a candidate who is (1) actively disliked by most of America, (2) is supporting an unpopular agenda, and (3) had fake parties endorse your candidate, in a one-on-one matchup.

You still lost.

Time to give up - if you can't beat Henry Arundel, what hope have you against a decent candidate next time?

Go home. There is no more for you to do here.

To the rest of America - let's not even let it get this close next time. Pick a real candidate kthxbai.