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The Economist ~ Free Houses for UK Citizens

Day 4,128, 06:44 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Spite313

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Dear friends,

This is an extremely short and to the point article.

There has been some talk about free houses for UK citizens from the government. However like most government promises it is mired in bureaucracy.

After speaking to one of our other remaining active citizens it became apparent the easiest way to give people 'houses' was just to give them money, i.e. 6500cc, and then they can buy a house or whatever else they happen to want to buy. Also some other prat was whining but nobody cares about him.

So if you meet the following criteria, post in the comments and I will give you 6500cc:

1. You have UK citizenship
2. You have at least 2 hard worker medals

Purely because I'm too lazy to keep checking this article for new people, I will do all of the donating at around 9pm UK time on 11 March. Any comments after that won't be responded to.

Iain

Ps. in case it wasn't obvious, only 1 donation per person.

Comments

Hillary Clinton1 Day 4,128, 06:52

we work at the cabinet to plan how we gonna make it and then she come just like that with a plan xD
o7, good job

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 4,128, 06:53

Was literally going to publish our article this afternoon after getting some in stock. Only dif is one HW medal rather than two as a requirement. But no point if you want to do it privately

Sir Humphrey Appleby to Huey George and 2 more people | one hour ago #85801761
'Good afternoon gents o/,

After much productive debate and political skullduggery, we in your happy, active government are proud to kick off the ‘council house’ project - essentially a glorified tax rebate for all those with at least one Hard Worker medal.

If you’re in need of a q1 house to get on the ladder, or could simply use the equivalent in cash, drop me a message. Depending on interest there may be a short wait before I process your claim.

This will be a one off for this term.

Why are houses important?

In addition to boosting your max health and recovery rate for increased impact in battle, houses also provide you with additional ‘work tickets’. This allows you to work and get paid multiple times a day, easily affording you your next Q1 to keep the cycle going.'

Stevearino Day 4,128, 07:19

You wont need to get any in stock if you can't donate Houses.

If what Spite has done is going to be a one off and the Gov't intends to run the scheme long term - then follow up with your article after Spite's offer runs out at 9.00pm UK time tomorrow. That gets the ball rolling for the future.

Michael Ludgate Day 4,128, 07:30

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Michael Ludgate Day 4,128, 07:32

Ah good, a holiday home is just what the doctor ordered. Think I'll buy one up north, so I can enjoy the feeling of superiority and have something to talk about with my friends in the south. Maybe a bit of cultural enrichment in Birmingham.

Mad Pauly Day 4,128, 08:21

Birmingham's not north. Bloody southerner 😉

WayneKerr Day 4,129, 10:03

Midlands is bestland

WilliamAJefferson Day 4,128, 08:40

Money for houses? Free gifts?? Count me in!

Grogu. Day 4,128, 09:46

Sure I will have 5

AMD. Day 4,128, 09:50

I missed you

Grogu. Day 4,128, 09:53

I missed you too AMD 🙂 What is the state of the eUK now, have the makers of this done anything new?

Grogu. Day 4,128, 10:18

91cc for a q7 over 1000 for work I see prices have gone up.

AMD. Day 4,128, 10:23

Nothing really mate. Prices gone up. Activity gone down. Same old same old you just carry on you know

AMD. Day 4,128, 09:50

Yeah Aight

certacito Day 4,128, 10:15

Spite sai😛

"So if you meet the following criteria, post in the comments and I will give you 6500cc:

1. You have UK citizenship
2. You have at least 2 hard worker medals"

Checking my profile against these criteria:

1. Yes - been an eUK citizen since 3rd December 2007
2. Yes - I have 81 hard worker medals

However - I do not hold much hope for the promised 6500c arriving.....

Mad Pauly Day 4,128, 10:57

Don't be so pessimistic, CC.

Also gib moniez, Spite! 😃

Spite313 Day 4,128, 12:13

I've been doing giveaways for years and I have never not followed through. What exactly have you done in that time CC? Get over yourself.

Alfa UKSF Day 4,130, 00:51

hurr hurr - Keers always follows thru 😃

Select28 Day 4,128, 11:35

Am euk citizen and have many hard working medals.

v + c

mazito12 Day 4,128, 11:52

count me in

Pannonian Nomad Day 4,128, 12:26

I don't need your dirty money!

Mad Pauly Day 4,128, 13:26

But it's FREE dirty money! 😛

Pannonian Nomad Day 4,129, 09:16

Nothing is free in this world...

WayneKerr Day 4,129, 10:05

Spoken like a true jew!

Pannonian Nomad Day 4,130, 12:54

He actually sent me the money, but I rejected it.

Keithunder Day 4,128, 13:03

Pangolin

Nights0ul Day 4,128, 13:36

I'll always accept free money. o7

John.T.Wick Day 4,128, 13:49

Bosniak Turk Day 4,128, 14:01

Hey I just saw the article! Gib houses !

lucy28 Day 4,128, 16:27

Thanks! o7

Stilton Day 4,128, 16:34

Sweet, I'll take one if they're going, and timed nicely at the end of the week, ready for the one to come. 🙂

Less informative than normal, but it has bribes, so we like it anyway. 🙂

Stilton Day 4,134, 09:13

Thanks, put that towards a lovely Q3 dwelling in Leeds, close to where the Arena Wetherspoon's used to be.

Allan Saltwater Day 4,128, 19:36

Spite sai😛

"So if you meet the following criteria, post in the comments and I will give you 6500cc:

1. You have UK citizenship
2. You have at least 2 hard worker medals"

Checking my profile against these criteria:

1. Yes - been an eUK citizen since Feb 19, 2009
2. Yes - I have 105 hard worker medals