THE DARK SECRET OF -GAMA-

Day 2,643, 01:54 • Published in Slovenia Montenegro • by strok78

U probably all wondered why GAMA sticks together.......well because of our dark secret.......IT ALL BEGAN A LONG, LONG.............LONG TIME AGO:

CAPTAIN'S LOG OF N4ZGUL

4.5.1526

We've sailed to the west in hope to find the new continent. The crew is in a good mood, the food is good, and even 2 maids, vasspana and blackpanther76 went with us.........it's very cheerful.



17.6.1526

Our compas broke......I try to orientate us with the sun and the stars when there are no clouds....I HATE F.... CLOUDS!!!
But the moral is still good and both the maids are healthy.



13.7.1526

We survived a terrible storm all are sails but one were torned apart and I've lost the main mast as well.
But the moral is still good and both the maids are healthy.



18.9.1526

Today is my birthday! We don't care for storms that throw us around like a shell, I have no idea where we are.....We haven't seen a clear sky for over a month now.
But the moral is still good and both the maids are healthy.



3.10.1526

My poor boat couldn't take it anymore. In the stormy night we shipwrecked! 30 of my best sailors and srnica our cook, ugly as deadly sin, survived. Both the maids drowned.........what will we do without them.



29.11.1526

Luckly the currents were carrying us toward the south, so we are not cold on the deserted island. Srnica is a good and very resourcefull cook. Some of the sailors started to bang her with their eyes closed. I could never do that! For her birthday I brought her flowers.



5.1.1526

All the 30 sailors are visiting srnica regularly. Slowly I'm begining to know her deep and understanding soul. I think I'm falling in love with her.



6.1.1526

This morning I went to her for the first time. We made love and it was beautiful. Of course after me all the 30 sailors came in line.



2.2.1526

The sun is killing us, we are sweating like pigs. In the shadow if the tree we are sweating all over Srnica. Every day is wonderful and we are thankful for our srnica that survived the shipwrecked.



3.2.1527

With 31 men around her I think srnica is getting prettier every day. But hard life is starting to show on her.........after all she has at least 62 gimnastic lessons daily.



3.2.1528

We decided to spare Srnica from cooking. Now our cook is Bad Injector and his food....SUCKS. But there is still Srnica, a bright sunshine in our every day's lives, where all of us ride her 2-3 times a day.



3.2.1532

Srnica is exhausted, I think she is getting sick.

3.3.1532

Srnica has high fever, we all pray for her health. Beacuse of her sickness we showed compasion.........only once per day now! All of us!

4.3.1532

Srnica is unconscious, her fever is over 41°C, we are expecting the worst but hopping for the best.

5.3.1532

Srnica passed away. All 31 of us, all hardened veterans, are crying like babies. What will we do now without our Srnica?



6.3.1532

Today was Srnica's funeral. Life lost all meaning.

7.3.1532

Our cook Bad Injector hanged himself form a coconut trea, Dunci and strok78 almost killed each other. LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

8.3.1532

WE DIG UP SRNICA.