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In this edition of The Boblo Interrogations, our lead reporter and eUK sex symbol tracked down former Belgian Prime Minister Temujin94 to London, where it turns out he went to to flee the all round hideousness of Beligum.


The interview was conducted in the River Thames

Bob Boblo: How has your time in Belgium been?
Temujin: It was quite fun, it's less of a circlejerk environment than the UK I suppose

BB: In Belgium, you recently lost an erection. Why was this?
T: A side from it being all Shadow's fault, I think the Belgian people just couldn't handle the greatness I could bring them.

BB: How did Belgium get in such a state that you almost become president?
T: Well they are high for a lot of the time so i suppose they don't really mind who is president (They even let Shadow have a turn once)

BB: As a former Belgian MoD, when exactly did Belgium become so puny as to be crushed by the UK in a war?
T: The UK never actually beat the mighty Belgian army AND FRIENDS and it actually ended up being a ceasefire and peace declared as it would have been a drawn out war which would have been unhelpful to both sides, and not worth extraditing Shadow at all, so they just got me to bring him in a suitcase when I flew back over to save them time and effort

BB: Apparently you were Belgian prime minister. Do you think anyone will ever care who the prime minister of Belgium is?
T: (inanely sticking his tongue out) Not outside of Belgium anyway. I think it's the equivalent of a JB CP term in the current world of politics.

BB: You also stayed in Canada, but as a spy. Was it difficult to extract information when everyone was stoned?
T: Yeah they where all so laid back you couldn't really call it spying really, and it helps when you have inside contacts like TemujinBC there as well who was never not stoned, they could show Frerk and Johnobrow a thing or two

BB: While you were a spy, what where your encounters with punnily named russian lesbians like?
T: Shagadellic

BB: Who is the better spy: James Bond or a fly on the wall?
T: The fly on the wall is the clear winner, he carries less diseases for a start

BB: While in the UK, I recall you being Cabinet Secretary. Did it ever get tedious being a secretary to a piece of furniture?
T: Yes, but he preferred to call himself Jhorlin

BB: You have been known as a keen supporter of RFA. What was about it the Regional Forestry Agreement that you liked so much?
T: Well it just conserved the forests to be used by future generations and it really was the coolest agreement ever made and it mainly pissed off the other parties so it was even better for that alone, who doesn't love a good tree agreement really?

BB: You have been a party president in the past. Is it really appropriate for a respected politician to party so hard that they are made president of the party?
T: No, but then again standards and numbers have dropped so badly in the UK now where i actually am a respected politician so i actually blame the country and not myself for my actions, if there was more baby booms then i would be able to party more without having to worry about politics at all, you can all blame JamesW for this and not myself

BB: So, you are Pope of the Spamican Church. That was a statement, not a question.
T: Yes

BB: As a respected Bobloist, what is your honest verdict of Bob Boblo's term as president in 2008?
T: Well it was probably the best term that nobody can ever remember, I think it would be more widely recognised up with Kaleb and Dish's terms if it wasn't in such a dark era of the country where it wasn't the start of the eUK nor was it in recent times so it wasn't remembered as well as it should have been imo

BB: Finally, who would an 18 frame game of snooker between Spock and Tiger Woods?
T: Very good question and one that will need to be explained in depth, first it depends what kind of form they are in, Tiger Woods has been out of sorts recently at gold but we all know he is great over the final 18 and if it only lasts one day there is always a chance everyone else fucks up. Having never really Star Trek my rambling ability is limited but i'm sure he is a p cool guy and a great snooker player all-in-all. I am however going to give the win to TIger Woods as he is at least part asian and we know how hard they are to beat at snooker and pool now, so he just edges it 10-8 imo because Spock almost looks Asian.

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So to summarise, a lesson is learned but the mental scarring is irreversible.

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