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I’m running for Congress!

In this awesome state!

That would be North Dakota.

I’m going to try and keep this brief, because in all honesty, reading campaign articles really sucks. I’ve been there, I know. Anyways, there are actually a few other reasons you should vote for me, other than the fact that I’m amazing.
Why do you want to be a Congressman?
The correct answer here; is because I want to serve my country, and because there are issues I want to tackle, and because we need change. And throw in something about the elites. Blah blah blah.
F that S
The real reason I want to be a Congressman? Because I’d be awesome at it. Seriously. I’ve great at everything I do. No reason why I wouldn’t kick ass as a Congressman too. And honestly, how hard can it be? Sit around on IRC or the forums and sound like a pretentious douche. I can do that. Easily. I also need the challenge. I can only kill so many Double Spaniards before I’m bored. And I need something new.
Just kidding... I could kill Spanish multies all goddamn day.

Why would you be a good Congressman?
Because I’m awesome at everything else. No reason why Congress wouldn’t be any different. I’m active enough. (Probably TOO active...) I love debating, and arguing. And because I don’t just blindly follow something. If you make a good point, then I’m convinced. I won’t just stick to something out of pride. And I do what’s right.

What cool things have you done in eRep
I am currently a Captain, and the Executive Officer, of the 1st Division, US Army. In layman’s terms? I help manage a buttload of people. I make sure they get deployed, fight in the right spot, have weapons, food, a warm place to stay, etc. etc. I have extensive experience as an officer in the US Army. And I have managed all sorts of different people in the year plus I’ve been an officer. You don’t get to where I am without being dedicated, and able to work with all sorts of people. Oh hey look... those are two traits a good Congressman would have! (subtle hint)
I’ve also been the Ambassador to the Republic of Moldova (lol where?) and also to Poland. I’ve served as a mentor to new players as well.
And I write kick-ass articles about warfare. Check em out!

What else should I, the discerning voter, know about you?
Other than I’m awesome? And the Greatest Congressman to never be a Congressman?
Just that you should PM me if you need money to move to North Dakota and vote for me! Seriously, I’ll pay for your move. And some food, so you stay healthy.

Will you show me a picture or two of a half-naked woman so I can fap?
Of course!

And one more, because you were SO good and read the whole thing!!


DON’T BE A FGT! VOTE FOR ME IN NORTH DAKOTA!!!