super important article
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by Gali.
Hey guys, hope you're all doing well. Something deeply concerning has come to my attention on this election day. I hope you are all as upset and disturbed as I am.
As you can imagine, I quite literally had a fit when I saw that my long-term arch nemesis (also sometimes lover), Garth, had moved me to the bottom of the Spamican list. This is especially hurtful given the high position I received from God-Emperor AMD last month, as well as my consistently stellar voting attendance.
The situation is especially dire as TRS doesn't seem to be on track for electing it's usual 24 congress members. This is probably due to the public reaction to my low placement.
Anyway, in the long run this is not only bad for ME but for YOU, too! My not being elected for another month in congress means that I can no longer post on the national feed! This will have terrible implications, as over the next month I had planned on posting such disturbing and graphic content that it would finally drive many of you away from this game for good, thereby improving your lives immeasurably.
WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT??
"But what can I do about it, Gali, you beautiful man with a full and attractive hairline??" I hear you ask. Well, the final takeaway from this article is that you should all vote the shit out of TRS so that we can get 17 congress members elected. Also please vote fataliix in as PP next month I beg.
UPDATE
President Garth has written a formal message in which he literally grovels and begs for my forgiveness for placing me so low on the list. Readers -- do not fear, I am under no illusion regarding the true motivations behind this incident and do not believe Garth's excuses for one second. In short, I will never surrender.
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This is an injustice of the highest proportions and I demand satisfaction
Thank you for your support Beta
'my long-term arch nemesis (also sometimes lover), Garth, had moved me to the bottom'
And this is where I had to have a lie down
So did Garth
I move for 200k to be issued from the MoHealth to Garth to help him get back up again
If you are PP you really need to check the list properly after you have 'changed' it
I'll make sure to check a fourth time next time, always check 4 times not 3!
Yes it nearly happened to me a couple of times .. which is why my advice is good!
It is to be fair, taking screenshots after doing it helps you from doubting as well!
Vote TRS to get Gali his rightful seat
Gali4PP
So basically, if you'd pulled your finger out, you'd have a free top-end spot; ffs man, come-on!
Pulling my finger out can be harder than it looks : (
What a travesty
I laughed, I cried . . . you will be missed.
Ehhhh, will he really?
It was me,I hacked into erep code d[$.$]b
That isn't code 🤓
This might come as a surprise to you but... Im making jokes
Oh I know. I'm a coder, was me making my own joke. Hence nerd face.
I knew you had something to do with this maldin!
malicious maldin strikes again
I don't blame him.
😉
MEOW
WTF??
I couldn't live without your useful messages on the national feed.
Thank you Gneo 🙁
You are always welcome to arrive to the party I am in. We welcome any good player and especially those with a broken heart. Our party is 5th in rank will 10 members and 9 voters. More people will give it a better boost and help. Sometimes we are on the top of the priority list and sometimes we are placed lower. It depends on the out come of the voters. We would all like a seat but sometimes new players are given some kind of priority to enjoy the game too. Keep smiling. Maybe next month they will place you in a higher position.
I asked to be placed last as I was just to make up the numbers and have had enough of the government. So if you want, just tell me how to vote and I shall do your bidding master Gali. (Unless is a 400k proposal in which case I won't bother to show up.)
Thank you mr chaz o/