Stand Up And Salute, ePakistan!

Day 1,681, 22:36 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by av khan

I am turning old and there is no knowing when I would pass away 😛


Thats almost me 😛

And there is this story which I must tell before I die.

The Ministry of Economy was perhaps the least productive of all portfolios according to my noobish mind and thoughts when I was new. Around the same time last year. There was little work done by MoEs most of which was giving suggestions to the congress. About which I have no idea how well it was done. But I remember well that our economy sucked even when we had more than 4 regions for some time (though most of my active time has been spent with Pakistan being wiped, in-fact I became active a few days after or before this whole China issue started).

But then comes the term of Umer Liaqat and the hero of this story of ours becomes Minister of Economy and all of a sudden out of nowhere this Ministry becomes the most productive ministry. Loans are given out. The whole system becomes organized. The daily inflow of money to treasury starts going up and up.

And comes the new update much later on and though the whole eWorld's economy suffers. We keep on making huge sums of money even though we were wiped out.

Jumping on to his presidential term. Where he got us Balochistan back. After months and months with very little to pay in return. Though the efforts of older presidents shouldn't be forgotten as well but the fact remains that they failed in getting us freedom while he did not.

Soon after the independence due to the very money that he had helped us obtain. All Croatians scurvy dogs were being imported into Pakistan. To spread the disease and somehow get their hands on our money.

It was him again who stood up to the task. Made a Google sheet, prepared a script and API specifically for updating the status of citizens in that list. And more recently, to add the new citizens to the sheet by a few clicks. Established contacts with mods. Shared the sheet with me and we started working on it. Saved congress elections, presidential elections but party elections were most important because if we could get all parties we could stop them from taking part in congress elections except if they make a new party. About 7 hours befor the end of elections i go to sleep and around the same time. So does he. But he wakes up earlier than I do. In-fact an hour or so before the elections end. Sees clusterstorm down by quite a few votes. Immediately contacts the people we had asked to hold votes till last hour and the war continues till the very last second and WE win the elections.
And even then he continues working. Right on the eve of congress elections. He gets a few members of PTO party banned. So that in the elections there were just 5 or so number of croatian PTO-ers.

And thats not everything. He does not brag. He does not want popularity. He has just kept on doing work quietly for this egoistic enation infamous for its big heads with pea brains and zero productivity. The only one i have heard about who could rival him in work might be my pre-birth Policy. Because what i saw was just a shadow of what he was though i could see that he once was pretty great as well. So the hero of this story of ours has really been the most productive Pakistani in all my time here. And so modest that I am sure that if before this article or perhaps his presidential term. I had asked you all to choose one of us, him and me, as president. You guys would have opted for me. But the fact of the matter is he is the only one about whom i am 100% sure that I could never have done better.

So before i die. A salute to someone who really deserves it in Pakistani nation.

o7 to dodial

Now I can die in peace 😛