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ah ja..
Vem da ste že naveličani da se v vsakem članku pritužujem o neizmernem dougčasu, a kaj češ.. tako pač je. 😃



V tem članku sem se odločil napisati nekaj vicev in še nekaj ostalih stvari, ki upam da vam bodo vsaj malo zanimive.
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Kaj imata skupnega slon in jagoda.?
- ob sta rdeča razen slon.



Režiser daje napotke mlademu igralcu: “Zdaj je na vrsti prizor, v katerem skočite z visoke skale v morje.”
Igralec: “To je pa zelo nevarno! Kaj pa če se ponesrečim?”
Režiser: “Naj vas to ne skrbi, saj je to tako zadnji prizor.”

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podobnosti med ameriškima predsednikoma Lincolnom in Kennedyom
naključje ali ne.? 🙂

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford's".
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln - made by Ford Motor

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Both John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
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to je za danes vse. 😃

lp: the kossir