Screw It. Again.
Molly Emma
Screw It, I'm Running For Congress
Day 1646
5/23/2012
MINOT, ND — After spending MINUTES considering it in my office at Fed Headquarters, I can no longer resist the urge.
Screw it.
My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being in Congress. For months I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of debating and interacting on behalf of the people of this great nation. I simply cannot take it any more! I have to get into Congress. I just have to.
It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, “Screw it. I'm in.”
No longer will I have to endure watching other candidates engaging in single-pump handshakes with voters, as I use every last ounce of restraint not to shout, "No! Warm double-clasp! Warm double-clasp!" **SIGH** eAmerica deserves someone who can do it right.
Doing it right. For America.
Seeing so many campaign articles for other candidates really got me thinking. Supporting other candidates already on the campaign trail and the fact that I was already wearing my brand new pantsuit was an added motivator.
Dressed and ready to GO!
From pushing healthcare legislation for the DoI, to working with politicians from across the aisle, to brokering international peace treaties with foreign dignitaries, I goddamn love being in ePolitics! For too long has this nation been deprived of a Molly Emma candidacy, and for too long have I been deprived of being in Congress.
Oh. And the applause. I look forward to the endless roar of applause perhaps most of all!
Aaaahh. That’s the stuff.
VOTE MOLLY EMMA in NORTH DAKOTA on the 25th!!
Keep smiling USA! Don’t let the whiners and pessimists get you down!
Comments
Screw it, I'll vote this article.
I hope you use that slogan in every thread this term.
"Screw it, lets NE the [enemy][/enemy] already."
gl
screwing it nearly always results in getting erected.
>joys of congress
You've seen how much it makes me want to shoot small children. Either way, it will be better with you around. ^__^
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You almost make it sound like a good thing. xD
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