Russia's 3 contributions to the world
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by Devoid
Alright so I was thinking, there has to be something decent to come out of Russia. All we hear about is them being imperialists, and their emperor selling his parents' house to finance this war, and all that. But I figured there has to be something good from the roof of Eurasia. So I did my research, and settled upon these 3, as evidence that Russia doesn't suck outright:
1. Hot tennis chicks
Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova
One is a better player, one is arguably hotter. I'd happily take either.
2. Epic doom metal
Scald - Will of the Gods is Great Power
Only album this band ever put out, and it's the only band in the genre out of Russia that I'm aware of (Swedes do it better), but it's an amazing album.
3. Soviet Russia jokes
Yeah, so what if they're kind of lame. I find them unnecessarily amusing.
So those are the 3 I've got, in literally minutes of research. Have any others in mind? Post in comments!
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Great classical composers (Rachmaninov, Mussorgsky, Tchaikovsky, Stravinsky, and others) and vodka.
But they're still worthless imperialists with a loser emperor.
Vodka nuff said
Yes, great classical composers. Classical, ftw!
Russian women can be hot. Can't be mad at that.
There's the world-class literary giants: Aleksandr Pushkin, Leo Tolstoy, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Anton Chekhov, ... And what could be considered the first modern science-fiction novel, Red Star, by Alexander Bogdanov, from the early Soviet era.
In Soviet Russia, party PTO you!
Russia's three contributions to the world are:
1) Vodka
2) Hot tennis chicks
and
3) Hot tennis chicks who drink vodka