rainy sunday: a benevolent (and lowercase) dictatorship

Day 2,659, 21:07 Published in USA USA by Aeriadne
CONGRATS AND THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING KICKSTARTER BACKERS!!!

bai4ev, BattleDino, BeachBunny, Captain Recks, Colin Lantrip, CptChazbeard, Dave Gulya, Delyruin, Derphoof, Disco Musolini, dmjohnston, Hekter, Henry Pfeiffer Arundel, John Killah, Josh Frost, Jude Conners, Kemal Ergenekon, Malpazar, Paul Proteus, RaccoonGoon, rainy sunday, Tenshibo, The DarkKnight Rises, Thedillpickl, Trekker Tlumac, Wooky Jack, Glorious Leader of the United Netherlandian Empire Garmr, and our own President Wild Owl!

Whether out of lulz or an earnest belief in my promise of nothing, you have now officially funded the first Dictatorship attempt in the eUnited States!


When I received the final amount necessary to fund this all, I was stricken by a moment of clarity. With this power comes a great responsibility, and an enormous opportunity. And it is ultimately one I cannot claim.

But...

...that does not mean I don't have a solution.


For too long you have chaffed at this notion. Too long have you forgotten your true mistress, my countrymen. We tried in December, to inform you, to beseech you, to change you from your wicked ways, and you resisted.

But no more.

It is time that rainy sunday take her rightful place upon the throne.

So crank your volumes up America, and join in our holy crusade. The Broforce beckons, we call you to lift up arms. It's time you all got the ruler you deserve.



This will be a glorious becoming, my friends. But we need your help, as I have said. So the Broforce and fight for your right to party!



And in case you've got a problem...