Queen Elizabeth and Donald Trump
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A private jet arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose.
The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, with his usual aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
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Queen Elizabeth and Donald Trump
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Donald Trump, a stupid man who believe he can be president.
being stupid is not such a disadvantage in a country of idiots.
Your prejudice is showing, Rican... Not denigrating an entire nation for the actions of a few stupid rich f***kers is maybe more fair- though we all like to laugh at the Yanks, they have Bernie Sanders as well as Donald Trump- and so far as I can tell, it is actually the smart guy of the 2 that's still in the race for pres...
Good joke, but... 😃
although i now live in switz i am an american citizen and i will vote for sanders. and i can denigrate an entire nation that have elected people that perpetuate the oligarchy and the injustice.
Then you can denigrate almost every nation in the world... but is that the attitude to take?
my real attitude is a secret 😛
I live in us for a while now, and I can tell that Rican is 100% right.
To collect the stupidity from all around the world is not enough for this country 🙂
Why do you stay, then, Splinter?
Wrong picture btw, that's the "golden carriage" belonging to the royal house of Orange, NL. 😉
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Coach_(Netherlands)
/me begs your forgiveness. 😛
no worries mate 😉
But can your queen fart like a horse?
Barney Sunders RULE
The Royal Fart Joke.
tried but true
Good joke
Farting, throwing pie to the face etc always works
Ain't no farts like Royal farts.
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