PTO's, Impeachment, Unity: This Must Be eIreland

Day 2,369, 09:41 Published in Ireland Ireland by Colin Fox
Scottish Socialist Voice
May 16th, 2014 (Day 2,369)



Sir Colin Fox

Dear Comrades,

This was an eventful time not only for the ILP, but for an entire e-country. First of all I must thank the ATO effort for preventing the PTO of the ILP by the self-righteous and destructive barbarians whom call themselves "Clerics".

Secondly, I would like to thank all the loyal comrades in the ILP for voting me Party President. I will begin to open up talks with other parties and set a schedule for the month so that the ILP can be productive and thrive! With every member who joins the Independent Labour Party also joins the pursuit of a more democratic, fair, free, and ethical eIreland!


The President has gone rogue to avenge the robbery of eUK by ChewChewShoe and there has been speculation if this is a original player or perhaps even the return of sawc? For those who don't know, sawc was one of the biggest treasury robbing barons eIreland has ever been duped by. The President has also flooded Congress with bogus proposals and replied to criticism in an infant-like manner. Comrade Anarcho was quick to propose an immediate termination of office and thankfully that looks like it will pass in a few hours. My hope is that eIreland can carry on and perhaps maybe we should even carry on...

The picture may be misleading, I am not proposing a United eIreland in the sense of political borders, but in the sense of social unity. The labourers who work, train, and fight everyday do so not so that they may be the best (most of us refuse to use credit cards) but so that their country may be stronger from their labour! The last time eIreland has ever seen this kind of solidarity was The Great December Revolution of 2010 when eIreland was wiped and we freed our lands from eBritish rule! I won't compare this moment to that one, we didn't free our entire nation yesterday, but the flame of unity -which every true eIrishman holds- is inextinguishable. When ye feck with an eIrishman, ye feck wit the eIrish!

A social revolution is in sight, a rebirth of what it means to be an eIrishman, when we will stop the squandering and work together towards the Common Goal. Unity can be achieved through decentralized means, we can all work independently in our own groups, but let us not focus on scheming against your fellow countrymen and instead scheme against our enemy's countrymen! We may not be able to go on the offensive overtly with many nations, but we can help our allies by attacking them covertly. In short - let's become a badass country.

This day has given testament to the power of the people against the might of the rugged capitalist. It was his greed and power that drove him mad, led him foolishly to try and recover scraps from the orgs, and then with no sense of dignity left he trolled like a kindergartner. Labour united can never be divided!

“Ní bhrisfidh siad mé mar tá an fonn saoirse agus saoirse mhuintir na hEireann i mo chroí. Tiocfaidh lá éigin nuair a bheidh an fonn saoirse seo le taispeáint ag daoine go léir na hEireann ansin tchífidh muid eirí na gealaí.” - Bobby Sands

"If they aren't able to destroy the desire for freedom, they won't break you. They won't break me because the desire for freedom, and the freedom of the Irish people is in my heart. The day will dawn when all the people of Ireland will have the desire for freedom to show. It is then we'll see the rising of the moon." - Bobby Sands


Your's Truly,
Party Chairman Colin Fox



There is Power in a Union