Pervez Sloth: A Biography
Day 2,813, 09:50
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Published in Pakistan 
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by Uzair J
Assalam-u-Alikum everyone!!!
So here's the story of the sloth everyone wants to know. Enjoy!!
Did you know?
Long time ago, our sloth used to be a Sniper Sloth Warrior.
He was such a fearsome warrior that people bowed before him, nations trembled at the mention of him, leaders would bring him lavishing gifts so they won't become a target of him. Any person he sets his eyes on would fall unconscious just from his gaze.
His favorite weapon, the Sloth Sniper Rifle send many people to deep sleep. His sniper abilities were so well known, they were even recorded in a book.
That was until I came along and decided to end his terrifying rein. I chased him across the seven seas and found him hiding on the mountainous and rocky terrains of Pakistan. There i placed a curse on him sending him to a deep sleep and stealing his Sloth Sniper Rifle as a prize.
For more than 200 days and 200 nights, the sloth slept while eRepublicans went on with their daily tasks limiting his memory to their worst nightmares. Soon, the once great empire of Pakistan began to die and so as it might have been written in the book of sands, the warriors of past began to reemerge to bring this e-holy place back to its former glory.
Rumor has it that at the same time, perhaps by accident, a lost wanderer took shelter inside a deep cave amongst one of the most ragged terrains of Pakistan and there he fell upon the once mighty sloth who was dreaming his last dreams. Hoping that it would turn into a beautiful princess, he kissed the sloth bringing the once terrifying warrior back to life. As he did so, he was also absorbed by the sloth giving the sloth the unnatural power of turning into human on a full moon.
Now as the sloth prepares himself to take back control of the eworld, i watch him through the binoculars of my sniper rifle waiting patiently for the time when my services would be required again.
Currently he's running for the President of ePakistan using his human identity of Pervez Muz/Muz1. Do vote for him as its always much more interesting assassinating a President than it is assassinating a citizen!!
Here are some of the Motivational Sloth Quotes from the time when he used to be famous:
- When all else fails, Sleep!!
- Don't give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping!!
- Some people take sleeping pills. Others just look at me!!
Vote, Subscribe and Shout for the Sloth!
Comment and let me know if you want him assassinated!
Vote for Muz in the Presidential elections so i could become a President assassin!!
So here's the story of the sloth everyone wants to know. Enjoy!!
Did you know?
Long time ago, our sloth used to be a Sniper Sloth Warrior.
He was such a fearsome warrior that people bowed before him, nations trembled at the mention of him, leaders would bring him lavishing gifts so they won't become a target of him. Any person he sets his eyes on would fall unconscious just from his gaze.
His favorite weapon, the Sloth Sniper Rifle send many people to deep sleep. His sniper abilities were so well known, they were even recorded in a book.
That was until I came along and decided to end his terrifying rein. I chased him across the seven seas and found him hiding on the mountainous and rocky terrains of Pakistan. There i placed a curse on him sending him to a deep sleep and stealing his Sloth Sniper Rifle as a prize.
For more than 200 days and 200 nights, the sloth slept while eRepublicans went on with their daily tasks limiting his memory to their worst nightmares. Soon, the once great empire of Pakistan began to die and so as it might have been written in the book of sands, the warriors of past began to reemerge to bring this e-holy place back to its former glory.
Rumor has it that at the same time, perhaps by accident, a lost wanderer took shelter inside a deep cave amongst one of the most ragged terrains of Pakistan and there he fell upon the once mighty sloth who was dreaming his last dreams. Hoping that it would turn into a beautiful princess, he kissed the sloth bringing the once terrifying warrior back to life. As he did so, he was also absorbed by the sloth giving the sloth the unnatural power of turning into human on a full moon.
Now as the sloth prepares himself to take back control of the eworld, i watch him through the binoculars of my sniper rifle waiting patiently for the time when my services would be required again.
Currently he's running for the President of ePakistan using his human identity of Pervez Muz/Muz1. Do vote for him as its always much more interesting assassinating a President than it is assassinating a citizen!!
Here are some of the Motivational Sloth Quotes from the time when he used to be famous:
- When all else fails, Sleep!!
- Don't give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping!!
- Some people take sleeping pills. Others just look at me!!
Vote, Subscribe and Shout for the Sloth!
Comment and let me know if you want him assassinated!
Vote for Muz in the Presidential elections so i could become a President assassin!!
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If you ever feel stupid, remember that Sloths sometimes grab their own arms when climbing trees thinking that they are branches and then fall to their deaths!! 😛
When I read the title my initial reaction was - Hold on! Where's my biography xD but after having a read, I'll pass 😛
don't worry sis. next time i'm free and dying of boredom, i'll write you one 😛
HARD PASS!!
Yup, do it do it do it
I'll pay you to do it :3
That would be intresting.
lmao loving this article
especially the kissing one xDD
Sleeping Beauty Sloth ftw!!
Oh man xD
VOTED | ENDORSED | COMMENTED
VOTE 4 MUZ \o/ THE SNIPER SLOTH
Looks like everyone in Peak has taken the Sloth's words to heart 😛
Pride!
Power!
Pakistan!
ePak*
While I'm not entirely sure what I just read or saw with the Sleeping Beauty, but this article makes me want to vote for Muz.
-VOTADO-
Well written
and I will vote Muz1 for CP o/
lol
Would love for him to be assassinated would never vote for him though and I would request that the people of Pakistan vote for me and not him
He's too lazy and not worth it
We wanted Sloth - We got Sloth 😉
o/