Oh man I guess I'm running for congress

Day 854, 21:30 • Published in USA USA • by Nova Coru

I told myself that I couldn't do this, and that I wouldn't do this, but I guess I am


RUNNING FOR CONGRESS (in wisconsin 😕)



That's right, I get a chance to HELP GOVERN THE NATION (those of you who aren't running might want to get started). Why do I think that I should govern this excellent dairy filled part of the country? I mean, what possible qualifications could I possibly have? I'm glad you asked!

~founding member of the new Flying Unicorn Squadron
~Former President of the Robotic Party of America, which is now the Tecnocratic Party of America
~Former Seargant in the 304th Division of the TC
~Strong knowledge of politics, sociology, and psychology
~uh....I have breasts? >.>

So, I guess if I'm running for congress, I should probably say what my positions are on certain topics. A platform, if you will.

1. ALLIANCES
As much as I absolutely adore Josh Frost and our glorious leader PiginZen (hereafter referred to as Piggums), I think that we need to chill the frig out. I believe that we should try to talk this out and reform EDEN before we just decide to leave. I've spent a decent amount of time defending EDEN from Phoenix in both military areas and in chat rooms and stuff that I'd like to make it work. However, I wouldn't hesitate in leaving if we tried to reconcile.

2. TAXES
I know NOTHING about the in game economy. I figured I might as well be honest >.> From what I heard from reliable sources, the tax rate should be left the frig alone, so seeing as I know little about it, that's my current standpoint >.>

3. RETENTION
I was a member (and still consider myself to be) of the Flying Unicorn Squadron. It should be pretty obvious then that I think retention is something important 😛 We need to work on adding a more personable element to what we already do. Because at it's core, this game is about social interaction, and if we show new players that they're welcome. Then they'll be more likely to stick around.


I guess that's it so far...anyway, VOTE FOR ME I GUESS BUT YOU DONT REALLY HAVE TO IF YOU DONT WANT TO I GUESS THATS FINE TOO

Oh yeah, technically I'm just blocking, but whatever 😕