Official White House Press Release 4/13/09 (#3, War Games)
James S. Brady Press Room
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this quick session in the James S. Brady Press Room. This is the official press from the United States Executive Branch. Please subscribe to keep up to date on the official statements from President Scrabman and his administration.
Items To Be Covered
1. War Games With Mexico
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WAR GAMES WITH MEXICO
President Scrabman wants to officially release the date and time of the upcoming War Games with Mexico. The War Games will begin at:
Baja Resistance will Begin at 1600 today, Monday, April 13, 2009.
It has come to the attention of the White House and the eMexican government that many of you are unsure of what War Games are. To simplify, War Games are an AGREED PEACEFUL BATTLE between two countries. Each country wants to host a battle between their countries in order to give citizens the opportunity to fight and increase experience points as well as damage points.
War Games are often abbreviated to RW, which is Resistance War, in the eUS when it comes to the battles in Baja/eMexico. The countries usually have a treaty to participate in the RW in a peaceful manner. RWs are NOT REAL WARS with eMexico unless otherwise noted. Someone is usually selected to lead the Resistance War, RW, in each War Game activity. Again, War Games are fought through Resistance Wars and are planned mutual peaceful battles between two countries to benefit each country's citizens.
DishMcds, the President of Mexico, has been in constant contact with President Scrabman and both would urge their respective country(wo)men to read up on RW policy to further understand the practice of RW. Both Presidents have received extensive threatening messages due to simple lack of understanding of the RW policies. Many citizens apparently think that the battle in Baja is a Real War and the White House wants to ensure you that it is not.
I will now direct the eUS citizens to President Scrabman's article that explains in more depth what RW is and how to fight in them effectively: War Games .
Future of War Games with eMexico:
President Scrabman plans to extend the treaty with eMexico past the current May 5th date to open the doors to a whole new set of possible War Games and to keep a peaceful relationship with eMexico. The extended treaty is currently being discussed and I will update you with further information as it comes in.
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On behalf of the White House, I thank you for coming and taking the time to read up on the War Games. Once again, I ask you to please subscribe to "The Briefing Room" to ensure you are always up to date with the happenings of government, military news and the White House. Thank you and I will now take questions below:
~Claire Littleton, White House Press Secretary
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Good work Claire. 🙂
Shouldn't War Games be abbreviated as WG, not RW? Because RW is universally a Resistance War. Let's not mix up abbreviations.
And another piece of advice- You use abbreviations left and right as if everyone knows what you're talking about. Some of us don't know what, for example, SIC is(CIS?). You need to explain these kinds of things.
Also, what's an MPP?
@Emerick: Let's not confuse the people, Emerick. MPP and SIC are not used in this release. I also make a point to explain what each abbreviation is in every release if I use one.
Second, I actually agree with you in regards to RW and WG. All too often do people use RW in regards to War Games and that is why I explained it as I did above. I would like to start using WG instead of RW, but the War Games are too well known by most players as RW and used as such.
*When I first started, I actually thought RW meant Real War, so I can see and understand the confusion of the new players.
1) I think that continuing wargames in Baja beyond Cinco de Mayo is an excellent idea and opportunity for every American citizen/soldier, and I hope a deal can be struck that will lessen tension between the US and Mexico, and help both nations.
2) But more importantly, the country needs to know how Lola, the Official White House Pet, a Siberian White Tigress, is getting along in her new digs.
And will there be photo-ops? Lola, playfully batting the Scrablets around with her 10-inch paws, and mewing? Proggy-Pop, cleaning out the 20-foot litter box? Foreign diplomats at state dinners, discussing important matters of international diplomacy with President Scrabman, while a Siberian White Tigress is curled around their feet, purring, and waiting for table scraps?
Madame Secretary, I think the nation is thirsty for answers to these questions.
Nice to know, thanks.
Jon,LOL.
Voted.
Please edit this to clarify that the War Games are being conducted thru a Resistance War (RW) but that doesn't mean that every RW is a War Game. We could agree to do War Games by means of invasion instead.
Gen. E. Harlot
Commandant, eUSMC
*joins the club*
HAI CLAIRE!
yeah keep the war games coming.
@ McDonnell Douglas: Noted and edited to be even more clear.
@ John Barack Bluejacket: There will be no photo ops with the Scrablets due to privacy matters. Lola, on the other hand, will have photo ops and have already had some with the Queen of England when she visted last week. There is a photo circulating where Lola is pawing at the Queen's face... followed by photos of the White House doctor bandaging up severe claw wounds on the Queens face. ProggyPop has declined to partake in any photo ops due to his extreme embarassment having to deal with the tiger's 5 pound droppings.
lol... imformative for newcomers, not so much for me, but it is important to keep everyone informed!
Quick question: I heard rumors of scrabman having an affair with PrincessMediPi, who we all know is married with Justinious. Can you confirm this? lol
@Dwight D. Eisenhower: Those rumors are false.
Indubitably voted
Coolness article.
scrabman, I suggest you run for a 3rd time.
PRESS SECRETARY?!?!?!?
F*** YEAH!! GO CLAIRE!
nice article and great report
The next round of RW starts at 1600? I am getting antsy....ready to war for my country and kin! (well, train that is for the real conflict that is coming.)oh, and thanks mexico!
Everyone, the war games will start shortly. At around 17:40 due to a slight delay from the individual who was supposed to start it. He was a no-show, so Hokiehigh will get things rolling.
Love the war games...your doing a fine job sir!
very nice, you guys are doing a great job. thanks
Awesome job, Claire.
I'm more in-touch with you articles than any other government official's.
Speaking of wars, do you have anything to say about the recent involvement of US forces in Romania? Does the Pres support Romanian expansionism? When can we expect the video of Lola 'playing' with the Easter Bunnies on the White House lawn?
I agree that war games do help the experience of a population, but what good is it if the other country we're at war with is increasing in experience also? This isn't the time to take a war lightly, instead we should be conquering them xD
@Gertrude Groan: The relationship between the eUS and eRomania is a hard one to define. Yes, we are an ally, but that doesn't mean that we agree with them on everything they do. At this time, that is all I can say on that matter.
As for the Easter Bunny and Lola.... well, the memorial for the Easter Bunny will begin tomorrow at noon. Don't bring chocolate... we are expecting a surplus of it.
@Blue Holt: Thank you very much for your kind words! Thanks to everyone, for that matter... both for reading and taking the time out to comment.
@RichardRee: We have a treaty with eMexico and are friendly with them. Yes, it builds up their population, but we like that because they are a friendly ally. If you weren't here last month, we did break the rules of ATLANTIS and attacked eMexico under Uncle-Sam's presidency. Because of that treaty violation we had to pay a hefty fine. Since then, we have been rebuilding our relationship with eMexico and mutual War Games is an effective way to do that.
Informative, soundly planned, politically transparent-
and appreciated!
will war games start on Wednesday as well? If so, what time?