NEWS FLASH: HUNGARY LOSES TWO BATTLES

Day 701, 15:13 Published in USA USA by PigInZen

Folks, today was a momentous day. All citizens of the USA owe a serious thank you to the following for their hard work in the Manitoba and Hamyong battles:

1. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Eugene Harlot and the officers corps of the US military and its various branches.
2. Our allies who relocated their forces to the USA so they could participate.
3. Deputy Secretary of the Interior for Citizens Affairs ligtreb and Deputy Chief of Staff Chocolate McSkittles for their continued and tireless efforts to distribute weapons to the general population. I heard that over 3000 weapons were handed out to US citizens. That is one hell of a lot of clicks.

To our allies, CJCS Harlot, the military officers and front-line soldiers, DepSec of the Interior ligtreb and DepChief of Staff Chocolate McSkittles, GOOD WORK AND MUCHAS GRACIAS.

PigInZen
Chief of Staff
CO Charlie One platoon, USMI