New Zealand: New Opportunities
New Zealand Public Information
Kia Ora New Zealand
We promised to keep you up to date with discussions the Government is having. So here’s a little taster of the foreign affairs discussions we’ve had the last few days.
Australia
Nearly as sexy as our kiwi women
As you may know Australia was recently invaded by Indonesia and subsequently conquered. Once Indonesia declared war Australia asked us for help, that wasn’t under this government but discussions about a MPP should Australia be returned to the New world. There’s a few pro’s and con’s of an Australian MPP. However we decided that whilst we want to help out our neighbour it wouldn’t be wise as we have a limited MPP budget and there are more valuable MPP’s available to us.
Mexico
Dish’s sister
Soon after we came into government the Mexican CP approached us asking for an MPP with us. Mexico is a small country similar to us with resources that a superpower nearby needs and could use to improve their economy. So they asked us as we’re both in a similar situation for a MPP. Much for the same reasons as we declined the Australian offer was that the money MPP’s could be better spent.
France
I bet she doesn’t have hairy armpits
We already have a French MPP and so far it’s brought us plenty of battles. Canada have nearly pushed France out of their territory and Spain are keeping up the assault into France, which means there will still be plenty of battles in the future. This is why, should we gain the funds, we will be looking to be renewing the French MPP which would continue to provide us with valuable battles.
Slovenia
Don’s a lucky guy
Slovenia is another interesting choice for a MPP. We have been speaking to Slovenian officials and an MPP would be interesting, especially as Slovenia may be on the edge of a war, which could provide us with valuable battles.
Brazil
What were Phoenix thinking
Brazil is a very interesting country with its current situation. It’s been well documented in the media that Brazil has left Phoenix over a dispute with Hungarian occupied South Africa and Hungary. I won’t go into all the details now, but Brazil is now a ‘non-aligned’ country much like ourselves. So we’re interested in exploring potential MPP’s with them and with the vast resources in South America there will be quite a few interesting wars soon.
USA
Someone’s been laying off tha cheezburgers
We’ve got quite a few Americans residing in New Zealand and we’ve previously had a USA MPP which we unfortunately lost due to our Training War with Australia. But USA is a strong country and usually has a lot of battles which could provide is with daily battles. As well as helping to maintain our non-aligned status.
There’s a taster of our MPP options
Also:
Kiwi women are the best.
Welshlad,
Minister of Public Relations
Comments
Best of luck to you in the new lands.
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Rowan, BS i copied it. You posted it on the forums under my thread asking if anybody had info they wanted published by the MoPI.
ADD FYROM.
Good luck New Zeland!!
But I have a question...
If there is NEW zealand
where is the old zealand??
good luck!!!!
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good luck
We protest against the recognition of a slave tribe as Macedons (an ancient Greek tribe) and their propaganda which includes accusations as genocide against them and that we occupy the "Macedonian" ground!
It's not a just a name.It's a rape of history and claim of Greek soil!
HISTORY IS NOT FOR SALE...WE PROTEST AGAINST PROPAGANDA OF SKOPJA!
Check their maps:
http://www.bulgarmak.org/map_makedonia23.gif
http://www.freewebs.com/macedonianempire/Map%20of%20United%20Macedonia.jpg
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm10/gianni-b/makedonija/map_of_macedonia.jpg
http://www.macedonia.info/Macedonism%20of%20the%20Slavs_img_13.jpg
Check real map:
http://www.howtoenjoy.co.uk/maps/balkans.jpg
Already packing lugage for eNZ.
New Zealand is cool.It is like middle earth! \o/
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we love new zealand
kiwi country is go
Good luck.
What happened to United Free Kiwis?