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Day 2,686, 20:09 • Published in Australia

• by Tobsta

Hello and welcome to the first edition of the Weekly Tobsta. Every week a new article filled with all sorts of cool things will be published. In my first edition, I will tell you some jokes!

Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet?
He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

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