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Nesterus runs for congress!

Day 2,584, 19:27 • Published in USA USA

• by Nesterus

Howdy people my name is Nesterus. I am running for congress under the We The People party.

Here are a few facts about me:
I'm a ten-foot tall beast of a man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
I once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
I orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
If you drop a phonograph needle on my nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
I once scissor kicked Angela Lansberry.
Like an alligator I can fully digest a turtle shell.
My family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

Also if I become congressman again I will bring Quiet with me.